Hes a hot boy who is really sporty and can always make you laugh. He has loads of friends and everybody knows him. Hes skilled at sports and is clever even if he thinks he isnt.
by cinderella_bitch February 3, 2021
Get the midlaj mug.When a person regrets how they have lived his or her life, and they attempt to 'correct' their mental issue in a variety of ways which usually always harms themselves or those closest to them.
Bob: "Hey Tim, how's it going brah?! I just had a revelation. I realize I hate my life up to now and feel like I jumped into this marriage. I'm planning to divorce my wife and am gonna sell this stupid station wagon. Pretty badass huh?"
Tim: "Umm, Bob? You're 47 years old. You've been married for 24 years, have 3 kids and another on the way. And what does brah mean? I think you're having a midlife crisis, you might want to rethink this. I mean you have a plastic hip and a pacemaker!"
Bob: "Nah you're crazy brah, I already asked that hot intern out and put a down payment on a Corvette. Life is gonna be great. And let's keep that pacemaker thing on the downlow."
Tim: "But you'll have to pay child support, alimony, and still have your 'great life' to pay for."
Bob: "Timmy my friend, that's what credit cards are for."
Tim: "Whatever. Enjoy bankruptcy."
Tim: "Umm, Bob? You're 47 years old. You've been married for 24 years, have 3 kids and another on the way. And what does brah mean? I think you're having a midlife crisis, you might want to rethink this. I mean you have a plastic hip and a pacemaker!"
Bob: "Nah you're crazy brah, I already asked that hot intern out and put a down payment on a Corvette. Life is gonna be great. And let's keep that pacemaker thing on the downlow."
Tim: "But you'll have to pay child support, alimony, and still have your 'great life' to pay for."
Bob: "Timmy my friend, that's what credit cards are for."
Tim: "Whatever. Enjoy bankruptcy."
by Zastro November 28, 2009
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Milf in drivethru: “why is that!?”
Dunkin worker: “todays Milf Monday, you qualified!”
Milf in drivethru: “why is that!?”
Dunkin worker: “todays Milf Monday, you qualified!”
by Itsnoah.d January 26, 2022
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A MILF is any woman with children who has men that want to have sexual intercourse with her. The term is also sometimes used to describe women above a certain aged (30 or 40+) who are not mothers themselves, but are deemed to be sexually attractive, and also have men that would like to partake in sexual intercourse with them.
2. MILF also stands for the "Moro Islamic Liberation Front", who are based in the Southern Phillipines and were created in 1978. Their primary goals are to establish an independant homeland, governed under Sharia law, for the Moro peoples.
It should be noted that I did not even know of the existance of the "Moro Islamic Liberation Front" before today, and that in everyday conversation MILF is far more likely tomean the first definition and not the latter.
A MILF is any woman with children who has men that want to have sexual intercourse with her. The term is also sometimes used to describe women above a certain aged (30 or 40+) who are not mothers themselves, but are deemed to be sexually attractive, and also have men that would like to partake in sexual intercourse with them.
2. MILF also stands for the "Moro Islamic Liberation Front", who are based in the Southern Phillipines and were created in 1978. Their primary goals are to establish an independant homeland, governed under Sharia law, for the Moro peoples.
It should be noted that I did not even know of the existance of the "Moro Islamic Liberation Front" before today, and that in everyday conversation MILF is far more likely tomean the first definition and not the latter.
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by Star Platinum User March 24, 2020
Get the MILF Hunter mug.A *MILF who is very successful. The kind you'd see in a Mercedes Benz and the sort that wear high heels with ladies suits. Their suits are often very suggestive and leave little to the imagination.
All the boys and some of the girls want these women very very badly.
All the boys and some of the girls want these women very very badly.
Spice went down the the school just before finishing time to pick up her son who was a prep.
As Spice got out of her SL500 all the boys near by instantly wanted to be with her.
Spice made all the other mothers very jealous.
She was such a Power MILF that if ever her son's prep friends came over for a play date their older brothers, who were often in high school would come to pick them up.
One one occasion she proved to be so much of a Power MILF that she cock-knocked & cunt-punched the husband/wife owners of the local restaurant. She did this because she felt her salad did not have enough carrot and because one of her chips was burnt.
As Spice got out of her SL500 all the boys near by instantly wanted to be with her.
Spice made all the other mothers very jealous.
She was such a Power MILF that if ever her son's prep friends came over for a play date their older brothers, who were often in high school would come to pick them up.
One one occasion she proved to be so much of a Power MILF that she cock-knocked & cunt-punched the husband/wife owners of the local restaurant. She did this because she felt her salad did not have enough carrot and because one of her chips was burnt.
by Hodgeington February 4, 2010
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