by Manthedrake February 23, 2020
Get the Micro Penismug. A small tiny penis, only works when they smell strawberries. They love big boobs. mostly attached to people who call them selves sparrow.
by Engine 3 February 20, 2019
Get the Micro-penismug. One step up from a large clitoris. Venus The Micro Penis looks like a turtle who's pulled there head back into their shell. You are able to only spot the tip. It can be yanked on comfortably with a finger and a thumb.
Girl! I had the cutest guy over last night! He has a great job, looked good, a real nice guy. Then we started making out, one thing led to another. He got naked and OMG! I thought he got in a weedwhacker accident! He had a Venis The Micro Penis! I felt sorry for him. I faked a orgasm and he left. Won't be hooking up with him again.
by Gar Grim January 12, 2019
Get the Venis The Micro Penismug. If u got that 1 millimeter defeated then do this. First take yo millimeter shlong and take ur grandma, then fuck her in the ass crack so hard ur millimeter ding dong shlong bong dong gong touches her intestines
Gay person 1: yo grandma u wanna do Micro penis in grandma booty?
Lesbo ass grandma: sure sweet cheeks come over at my place around 6:09 pm
Lesbo ass grandma: sure sweet cheeks come over at my place around 6:09 pm
by BigAssBallTit March 17, 2022
Get the Micro penis in grandma bootymug. A very very very very small penis
by GuyMontagFourFiveOne October 24, 2022
Get the Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penismug. a term used by people with very small penis’ to describe people with huge horse cocks the to give the impression that the person with the horse cock has a small penis
if you are reading this you have a micro penis
if you are reading this you have a micro penis
by MicroPenisBranden November 23, 2021
Get the Micro Penismug. a conditiion where your dick looks like a smurf but is not blue. Scientist need a miroscope to see that dick.
by Pyscho x NIba13 May 16, 2019
Get the Micro Penismug.