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Mother fucking life
Go get a MFL
MFL by Chickpea Queen June 1, 2019
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MFL, or as it's more commonly known, Mental Fuck List is;

A list in one's head of men/women/men and women that a person would Love to fuck.

Although these targets may not necessarily be entirely realistic, it reassures the person that in their head they still have the ability and choice of whether to fuck the person(s) or not.
Ques; "What you thinking about over there mate?"

Answ from other mate; ."I bet he's thinking about his MFL, he can't wait to bone Ellie, did you see his eyes light up on Saturday night?!"
MFL by PlatypusEnslaver July 28, 2011
Monkey Faced Liberal. Someone like Spud who lets his chin hairs grow out every Winter just so they can attract chimps and other females with excessive underarm hair. Not to be confused with JFL, who actually is an MFL but without all the face hair.
JFL and his SMIB homies be spankin' the monkey so much that they be one big MFL circle jerk, mofo.
MFL by RNC January 15, 2008
Abbreviation of Mad for the Lash. Describes somebody who always goes out and gets steaming and see's themselves as lash bandicoot or the archbishop of steamingsville.
Martin:'Look over by there, there's Colin the steaming mess'
James:' Yeah he's always out, thinks he's crazy'
Martin:' MFL'
MFL by messy fresher May 16, 2011
She is MFL
MFL by Dan3507 February 21, 2018

MFL Rock 

An MFL rock is a rock that is painted in the colour of a countries flag and can be found around thorpe st andrew school. If you bring your MFL rock to the MFL office it can be exchanged for a pencil or chocolate.

Slang for an erection
(first context)
Curly fries: I've found an Mfl rock

friend: woah dude

(Second context)
Dude 1: wahey he has an MFL rock
group: whahey
MFL Rock by xX_C00l_9uy_69Xx October 15, 2018