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Ursula Merkle

A crazed Conrad Birdie fan in the musical, Bye Bye Birdie BEST FRIENDS with Kim MacAfee, the lucky girl that gets chosen to kiss Conrad Birdie right before he leaves for the army.
Conrad Birdie fan: Justin Bieber fan----URSULA MERKLE IS THE DEFINITION OF CRAZED FAN
by Mrs. Peterson December 3, 2013
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Gurkle the Merkle

When you get a blow job from someone in the bathroom stall of a bar while they have your legs in the air while also eating your ass.
Has anyone seen Becky? Yeah. She took some dude back to Gurkle the Merkle.
by Jing101 February 9, 2023
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flying merkle

when an 80+ year old man pulls out his saggy nut sack and slaps you in the face with it.
hey guys mr.preston just gave me a flying merkle!
by t9_kod October 3, 2010
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Amanda Merkle

The most dominant type of woman. Other girls are scared of her. She’s gorgeous, smart, and sweet.
Any other girl is not considered an Amanda Merkle
by Realbro15 February 2, 2019
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Markle

I can’t take them anymore so I markled my family.
by johnQJohnny January 10, 2020
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Meghan Markle'd

When you target an A-Lister and ghost em, just like Meghan Markle,... plus you wind up finding a way to be a significant grifter in their lives then you have successfully Meghan Markle'd them!
Stephanie stalked and planned her rendezvous with Brent, a prominent Los Angeles A-lister for several months. Upon successfully aquiring his love, she disconnected with her friends and exclusively socialized with his friends. After marrying him, she proceeded to extract all the value (and money) she could from Brent. Brent was Meghan Markle'd!
by kclause22 May 25, 2019
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Merkelist

Someone who wants to destroy their own country.

A naive person who makes irrational, impulsive decisions without thinking through the consequences. Someone who wants to undo all the good work of their patriotic predecessors.

An individual in high authority who acts irresponsibly e.g. Like a teenager who invites everyone to her house party on social media. They have a great party but in the cold sober light of the next day, the gatecrashers have wrecked her parents house. A Merkelist will do this with a whole country, or even worse, an entire Union of countries!
The policies of that party are going to bring havoc to this country, their leader must be a Merkelist.
by PenorSword September 3, 2018
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