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Charlie: Eww look its Chayton.

Nick: Wtf hes so fuckin Merked
Merked by 12345 November 22, 2016
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Really really high, to the point of being incapable of interacting with people and most likely interacting with other entities like plants, emotions, and gods.
Jimmy Brungus is merked right now. He just rode his bike to the beach, drank a gallon of organic orange juice and buried himself in sand while saying prayers to mother ocean.
Merked by Orcinus317 May 10, 2014
to kill, steal, rape, pillage, etc.

Although other people are offering plausible etymologies for this word, I'm guessing it more likely is a "verbing" of a shortened version of mercenary, or soldier for hire. Just like narcotics officers became narcs, which then became a slang verb for snitching to cops, I think mercenary became merks, then merked became a slang verb for acting like a mercenary, or killing, robbing, etc.
He got merked for tellin' the wrong cat to kick rocks.
merked by J. Kevin June 29, 2006
"some fuck boi gets punched"
Damn he just merked the shit out of you

"just got shot in the leg"
Bro take me to a hospital some boi just merked me
merked by T.I.NMan September 24, 2014
To belittle someone or be disrespectful to them in any way.
"Lisa got merked by Joey today in class. He was being so rude she almost cried!
merked by Julian7 March 25, 2018
Rio: "Wazza you 'ave been merked! Innit!"
merked by brownie18 June 28, 2006