the melts

Traumatic, instantaneous bodily fluid evacuation, as in liquid shits. Extra care must be taken when cleaning oneself, lest you experience the following secondary conditions:

- swamp ass
- duck butter

Often, ring sting is experienced during an episode of the melts

<running to the nearest bathroom/trash can/bush> "the melts! I got the melts!!!!"

by Freddy B. January 14, 2008

Melted

When a sesh soldier is absolutely at the end of their tether and simply cannot handle any more shenanigans, they are Melted

'Come on son, get a another Scottish handshake down you!'
- 'can't mate, I'm absolutely melted and feel like Satan himself is punching me in the liver'

by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019

melt

A person who has no balls, needs to man up, gives in to anything.

You are an absolute melt

by audatex May 5, 2011

Melted

When a segment or piece of music is so ridiculously trippy it feels like you're brain is melting.

Jack: Aye, did you hear Death Grips new album?
Liam: Yeah, the Black Dice intro was melted.

by Yung L Da BasedGod October 1, 2012

Melting

When somebody's grasp of reality and sanity starts to slip, usually sometime during day 2 of a bender, when they start to question their ability to continue the debauch.

'Boys I'm definitely melting, these morning beers are treating me rough-
- 'Go on son, get a Scottish handshake down ya!'

by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019

Melted

A state of mind you fall into when you take too much MDMA. Said melted person would feel like they have melted into or onto whatever they are sitting on. A melted person would not be able to do anything productive for 2-3 hours after the consumption of the drug.

"Susie was so melted when she said that to you"

by TheMelted December 24, 2009

melting

melting; to fall head over heels for a guy.

Girl 1:so hows it going with the guy?

Girl 2: his totally melting me

by Ashx0x0x October 9, 2006