mc hammer 

A showboating flamboyant rapper from the early nineties. In 1990, off the back of a few lame songs, MC Hammer bought a $12million house and a fleet of luxury cars. Six years later, it all got reposessed when he declared himself bankrupt.


Can be used to describe anyone who optimisticly flashes the cash only to lose it all due to their over-optimism.

As soon as he got a promotion he bought a Ferrari, big house and some artwork expecting to get promoted again and pay it all off before he was 25. But he instead got fired for crashing the car into his Boss' 1980 Rolls-Royce Phantom VI state luaderlet convertible limosuine while showing off.


Now all his shit got repo'd, his phine bitch left him, and he lives with his parents.


Now

mc hammer by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

MC Hammer 

You can't touch him

You can't touch MC Hammer.

MC Hammer by Kindagawky2 January 14, 2010

MC Hammer 

To have sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle, hence the name. M (enstrual) C (ycle) Hammer (well, duh, i hope i don't need to explain this one)

He figured it was all right to give her an MC Hammer in the jacuzzi.

MC Hammer by m00 November 15, 2004

MC Hammer 

Once a successful raper, now a TV Preecher

Stoners watching teh church channel noticed a familiar face, MC Hammer!

MC Hammer by Joeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 7, 2003

MC hammer 

The only rapper to ever have talent.

MC hammer could beat Eminem's ass any day of the week.

MC hammer by Delthryn March 29, 2005

MC Hammer 

Name used for someone who is: severely in debt or bankrupt.
Originated from rapper MC Hammer, who is now doing TV shows on PAX TV and numerous amounts of DJ-ing for High School functions and birthday parties.

The boy is white. He swaggers like a rapper, but sucks at rapping. His family is also in credit card debt up to their necks. The boys and girls in school call this boy "MC HAMMER".

MC Hammer by Brandon Brown March 20, 2005

MC Hammer 

If yo think that mc hammer is a one hit wonder you obviously need yo head examining. he is oldskool and he's had loads of hits, my favourite being- whoomp there it is. turn this mother out is pretty dope too. he dont compare to the grand master flash though cos he is da man. Shamone! Oh and some of you more cultured peeps mite remember the adams family groove( that wasnt hammer's best track)

"it's hammer time"

MC Hammer by Dan McCabe January 1, 2004