Master Chef Fuckhouse 

You proceed to have sex with a female while she is making you a sammich in the kitchen where she belongs, then you take her out of her natural environment into the living room and you play halo while STILL maintaining the penetration through the entire experience! TRIPLE KILL!

"Dude, my girlfriend is the best! We Master Chef Fuckhouse'd all day yesterday!

Master Chef Fuckhouse by Shana Black February 13, 2008

mastur cheef 

a general dumbass who smokes cereal and "sucks at halo".
however he has created his own language, known as Cheef Speak.
an example of this is: "why dun u smoek my poel?" or "i r coming 4 u tod lololololol"
Not to be confused with internet speak

see also: arby n' the chief

"y hello thar, i r mastur cheef! lolololol"

mastur cheef by A Sneaky Man June 6, 2009

masterchief 

a dude on the halo series

OMG its masterchief!!! were safe now!!!

masterchief by roflcopterasaurus October 14, 2009

Masterchief 

The most badass character in the Halo series.

"We've all run the simulations, they're tough, but they ain't invincible. Stay with the Masterchief, he'll know what to do.

Masterchief by Arori4 August 24, 2010

Masterchef 

A show where 3 fat gronks eat food and go "Mmmmm".

Person 1 "Hey did you watch the new episode of Masterchef last night?"
Person 2 "Isnt that the show where 3 fat gronks eat food and go Mmmmm is it any good because it looks like shit."

Masterchef by ClassicalMemes April 12, 2020

Masterchiefing 

Verb; When one breaks up his or her weed on the case of any game in the Halo series. i.e. Halo, Halo 2, Halo 3, etc.

DOOOOOOODE, we totally broke up some DANK ASS SHIT on Halo 3 last night and we were Masterchiefing the fuck out of it!

Masterchiefing by BITTERwork May 14, 2011

MasterChef 

One of the most dramatic cooking shows you'll see in your life.

In this show several amateur home cooks compete to become the next "Masterchef" and win 250.000 dollar, an own cookbook and the masterchef trophy.

The judges of Masterchef US are Gordon Ramsay the lamb sauce man, Joe Bastianich the Italian boogaloo and Graham the American.

Every two rounds one or more people are eliminated. Eliminations go something like this:

Gordon Ramsay: "Micheal, please step forward."
*Steps forward*
"Micheal, please"
*10 seconds of silence and drama building"
"Take off your apron"
*Visible disappointment in Michaels eyes as he starts to untie his apron*
"Because you're not going home yet!"
*Visible joy*
"Because first you'll need to take the bus"
*Visible disappointment*
"BUT NOT TODAY!"
*Joy*
"But tomorrow, as you'll first need to check out of your hotel"
*Disappointment*
"Because the next challenge will be in the Nevada desert!"
*Joy*
"But you're not coming with us"
*Disappointment*
"As you'll receive a first class ticket in a plane!"
*Joy*
"To your hometown"
*Disappointment*

This then goes on for several minutes before the final decision is finally made clear. If the contestant is eliminated he will proceed with the solid rambling speech about how much masterchef meant for him and how much he's learned and how he's not done with cooking yet.

MasterChef by Fop69 June 1, 2020