a freaking awesome horse that loves apples and hates criminals. He is a god. a maximus is incredibly good looking and funny. sold at all disney stores.
by maximuslvr April 28, 2011
Get the maximusmug. A Maximus is fucking hot and has a great personality. He’ll make you laugh even though you’re in a bad mood. He always talks about his dick or his boners to a girl he really likes but doesn’t want to admit it. He makes mistakes but always fixes it. Even though his dating a girl he might still like another girl who’s a really good friend of his. He wants long relationships, he might ask you to a dance one day and that’s when the good things happen:)
by jazzymae October 22, 2018
Get the Maximusmug. That persons a Maximus
by dstuart513 June 18, 2020
Get the Maximusmug. Wow, Maximus has the biggest dick!
by Reylfllun January 8, 2019
Get the Maximusmug. A rarely occuring phenomenon that can contain alot of energy but has no authority and tends to hide away from view making it hard to find. When the phenomenon does occur its is only for a very short amount of time and then leaves for different reasons.
A person who is very whipped and controlled by their significant other and tends to forget those around it, causing it to fail on many of its responsibilities.
A person who is very whipped and controlled by their significant other and tends to forget those around it, causing it to fail on many of its responsibilities.
Dude your girlfriend has you whipped like a maximus.
Hey I here we may see a maximus tonight around 9.
Hey I here we may see a maximus tonight around 9.
by purple butterfly October 11, 2011
Get the Maximusmug. by max March 29, 2004
Get the maximusmug. Absolute pure and chaotic gayness, no gay man has reached their full gay potential other than Maximus Hernandez, an absolute insult even to homosexuals
by Bruh Momento yeet November 30, 2019
Get the Maximusmug.