pure mathematician

a person who studies abstract mathematical concepts, and will do literally anything to not study any real life application.

Person 1: I might major as a pure mathematician

Person 2: Why don't you do something more helpful, like an electrical engineer?

Person 1: I don't like society

by Claudette with Self Care April 29, 2022

mexican mathematician

a mexican that knows algebra

Jose drew a circle and its radius and was deemed a mexican mathematician.

by burrito_boy99 November 2, 2009

jailbait mathematician

A person who is an expert in determining the legal age of a person.

"She says she was born in '88. How old does that make her?"
"I don't know, go ask the jailbait mathematician."

by CMorales May 3, 2008

Mathematician

So, there's this mathematician right? I saw an add he put out on YouTube. This Asian guy. I can't (for the life of me) remember his name so you'll have to forgive me. But this guy is selling math classes and HE said about HIMSELF what I said about mathematical aptitude (That people who perform mathematics at a high level don't actual DO math. Rather, they've internalized mathematics.) So.... RIGHT AGAIN!!! The only way anyone could ever be more right then me is if they hopped ass first on to a chainsaw, cut themselves in half (vertically), and threw their left half in the dumpster.

Hym "And this mathematician is selling math classes. He said what I said almost word for word. Here the sales pitch: He says 'As someone with a natural aptitude, I've internalized mathematics. But most people aren't like me. They actually have to DO math. So I've crated this coarse to help people learn and do math and so on and so forth' It's great! That guy is great. Like I said, I can't remember his name. I wish I did."

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

Favorite Mathematician

This word is for the student who is the math teacher’s favorite student show this definition to you math teacher and that teacher has to give you good grades and do all of your work for you

He is my Favorite Mathematician

by Ashton H March 8, 2024

Mathematicianism

When you need someones help for math that you forgot/don’t know.

“HEY I NEED YOUR MATHEMATICIANISM RIGHT NOW BRO”

by BIGBOUMONGOOSE May 1, 2023

30 Mathematicians

Wow! Excellent job!

Hym "AI outsmarts 30 mathematicians? 30 of the world's best mathematicians!? Hohoho! This is a new feeling... Pride in someone else! Ha! Like the Dbza Abridged thing? Hahaha! I really need to watch that again. Oooooh man! You guys are fucked. That is priceless. Alright. We'll. You know where to find me and someone's kid is going to get murdered if the IRS shows up before you do. So..."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025