MAGAtism

The process by which people cling to the belief that Donald Trump is a messenger from God. Their commitment to all things Trump paralyzes these people of rational thought or intellectual approaches to life's challenges. All life decisions for MAGAts are filtered through the prism of What Would Trump Do (WWTD).

Many of Trump's supporters display their MAGAtism through their fealty to his view of the world.

by s3friedman December 30, 2020

maegenitis

WHEN YOU DRINK TOO MUCH THAT YOU CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!

DAMN...THAT GIRL WAS SO DRUNK SHE HAD MAEGENITIS!

by C. COOPER August 21, 2005

morganitis

a cardiac condition which can lead to mechanical support and/or death. Usually requiring several "take back" operations.

This is Mr. Brown's 4th procedure after a bout of Morganitis.

by whodovudu June 4, 2018

Moanitis

Moan here moan there this disease makes you moan everywhere

Stop moaning bro! Do you have moanitis??

by Sophie.Rose March 5, 2020

magnetism

The belief that when you die, your soul sticks to the nearest refrigerator.

Magnetism requires the greatest devotion. Many are cold, but few are frozen.

by FionnSilverwolf April 5, 2016

Magatistical

1. Literally the only fun branch of statistics, seeing as your trying to factor the probability of imposible things happening on a regular basis, and if the arithmatic, magitisctians can always summon imps to do their work and then go eat a really big meal, Unseen University alumni represent! (nas id vides, nas ne vides)

Jubilant funfest of magatistical proportions

by LiquorTreater March 4, 2009

magnaitus

A name which grants the ability to backflip upon obtaining it.

"If my name was magnitus, i’d probably be able to do a backflip,"- Someone before their name is magnaitus

"Hey, it's magnaitus! Do a backflip for me!"- Random outsider

by not E10taku April 8, 2021