It's so MAF my balls are sticking to both sides of my leg!
by SecertSlutPounder September 15, 2018
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Pronunciation: (mäf)

1. of or relating to the elemental practices of counting or measuring.
Someone may say: Yo, I can't hang cuz I got to do my maf homework.

see: Mafamotician
by JagDaug January 29, 2005
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a word meaning “Fam” backwards. Nickname was created one night after a person was tired Asf. Common nickname for two individuals and gets highly offended when someone else uses the nickname.
“Hey maf, lets go get some Taco Bell
by Maf2018 August 12, 2018
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Stands for make a face. Verbal representation of the action of mafing.Used after a sentence 1.to express sarcasm or irony, or 2.in an awkward situation.
1. Wow, I just totally bombed my math test. Maf.

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Thats a really cool neon plaid shirt he had on. Maf


2. Last night I walked in on my roomate naked. Maf.
by dangersquad June 19, 2007
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The act of being in a sexual situation, laughing at something, and then moaning in the middle of the laugh creating a weird and uncomfortable combination of the two.
"Dude how was your night with Jason? *wink wink*"
"It was a awesome but there was like a ten minute break where we couldn't stop laughing because he kept maffing"
by stacys mom 76 June 19, 2015
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a maf is someone who is a fake and a slag because all they care about is boys/girls and sexual intercourse because they think they will get noticed by the "popular" crowd and become someone "cool".
by upnorthenlighting November 26, 2011
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