M.I.L.F.

Mature Invitation to Loin-based Fraternization.

Mark's mom kept pursuing the matter, and I was inclined to agree with her since everyone knew what a M.I.L.F. she was.

by Jimmy-Jam April 15, 2006

M.I.L.F.

M.I.L.F. is an acronym for Mom-I-Like to- Frick and is also Rusell's mom

Rusell! your mom is a M.I.L.F.

by jaCK Paule February 24, 2020

M.I.L.F.

My Ill Little Fucker

My son cant come to school today because he's M.I.L.F.

by Define Me Bitch May 02, 2006

m.i.l.f

mother.id.like.to.fuck

his mom is a m.i.l.f

by michael October 08, 2003

M.I.L.F

Mother Id Like To Fuck

Piro: OMFG have you seen Brett’s mum.
Doodlebot: Yeh man she is Grade A M.I.L.F material.

by maniclama April 04, 2006

M.I.L.F

Mother I'd Like (a) Fried (chicken). What? Were you expecting some kind of definition of some sick incest porn or something?

*Texting*

Son: M.I.L.F for dinner

Mum: No you fucking spoilt brat

by K(ansus)F(ried)P(ork) December 29, 2018

m.i.l.f

a mother i like fucking mainly

person1: tbh your mom is a m.i.l.f
person2:wtf

by just_a_girl_from_ohio July 28, 2018