M.I.L.F.

Mature Invitation to Loin-based Fraternization.

Mark's mom kept pursuing the matter, and I was inclined to agree with her since everyone knew what a M.I.L.F. she was.

by Jimmy-Jam April 29, 2006

M.I.L.F.

M.I.L.F. is an acronym for Mom-I-Like to- Frick and is also Rusell's mom

Rusell! your mom is a M.I.L.F.

by jaCK Paule February 24, 2020

M.I.L.F.

My Ill Little Fucker

My son cant come to school today because he's M.I.L.F.

by Define Me Bitch May 14, 2006

m.i.l.f

mother.id.like.to.fuck

his mom is a m.i.l.f

by michael October 7, 2003

M.I.L.F

Mother Id Like To Fuck

Piro: OMFG have you seen Brett’s mum.
Doodlebot: Yeh man she is Grade A M.I.L.F material.

by maniclama April 23, 2006

M.I.L.F

Mother
I’d
Like to
Fuck

Usually a more older woman, in her 30’s or 40’s who isn’t always a mother but just a hot babe that even younger guys wanna fuck her.

“Yo, Danny’s mom is a M.I.L.F!” Tyrone said to Xavier.

“Nah, the biggest M.I.L.F is Jeremy’s mom.” Xavier said.

by jawanna blowme? January 7, 2020

M.I.L.F

Mother I'd Like (a) Fried (chicken). What? Were you expecting some kind of definition of some sick incest porn or something?

*Texting*

Son: M.I.L.F for dinner

Mum: No you fucking spoilt brat

by K(ansus)F(ried)P(ork) December 29, 2018