M.C.

A monstrous cock or monster cock is an unusually but pleasantly large penis. Impressive both length-wise and in girth, a man with an M.C can usually expect a round of applause whenever he disrobes. He is a God amoung men and rocks a harem of ho's, all of whom adore him. After it has been established that a man is rocking a monster cock, a first name is no longer appropriate and he should be called only "M.C".
C Dub never returned to the office that day. It was later revealed that she couldn't return after sitting on an M.C. most of the afternoon. The bitch could barey walk.

I don't care if he's broke, his M.C. is all I need.

She couldn't tear her eyes from the bulge in his pants. She had a sneaking suspicion that he was rocking an M.C..
by LuvsMCs November 08, 2007
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M.C.

AKA: Major Census
Online gamer connected to inspiring soldiers to never give up hope, no matter what is lost.
M.C. is on msn..!

"Take a leaf outa MC's book"...
by Mark Johns October 22, 2006
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m.c.

merry christmas....say it to everything... it annoys the shit out of people...
"hey ur a bitch"
"yaa..okaay..m.c. mo' fucka"

"do u want me to hit u?"
"w/e m.c"
by MEn'JESSrLLFLbiATCH! May 15, 2004
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m.c.

That kid has some MAJOR M.C. is that myspace picture
by catdeannajess June 27, 2009
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M.C SILVER

MC Silver's short and extremely popular career flourished for a couple months two years ago. with top hip hop singles like "you Cant"
Max, (A.K.A M.C Silver) was also a profesional long boardist with his partner in crime Girardo. His fans were shocked and horrified when he retired from his Hip hop career.
*listening to a hip hop/ rap song*
Person One:Dam, that guy spits rhymes like M.C Silver
Person two: Nah b no one spits phat beats like M.C Silver!
by an anonymous fan of SILVER! November 16, 2011
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M.C Donalds

Guy 1- I'm pretty sure that rapper up there has more chins than he has rhymes.
Guy 2- Yeah, what an M.C Donalds!
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
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M.C Saltine

1. Cracker
2. A white person that wants to be black.
3. A white person wearing Vick jersey or a Eagles cap.
Hey whats up M.C Saltine?
by CrazyP March 27, 2007
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