Dirty Mortenson

The act of banging a chick in the ass, then getting head, and then French kissing her

That hoe from the club last night tried to give me a dirty Mortenson. I kicked her the fuck out!

by 520supra August 25, 2014

tate martinson

Sexiest dude in the world ; so fucking hot, biggest penis ever

Omg he looks like a tate martinson.

by c los salad bar October 10, 2017

Madelyn Mortenson

Shes blonde and shes annoying. she cheats on her bf, mark. she hates everyone for no reason. she has her little minions who are annoying and they also dont like her. She also dumps a guy because she got bored of him. that guy deserves way better than her anyways. i feel so bad for her current boyfriend. she also posts about being "kind" like hello? anyways hope you feel better cuz u definitely need it.

madelyn mortenson

by itssophiehaha November 29, 2023

Todd Martinson

The act of being the most outstanding person in the room. Most of the time guys dislike him because their women are trying to hook up with him.

Man that party would have been pretty epic last night if Todd Martinson didn't take my lady home.

by King boogy December 12, 2023

Todd Martinson

The guy who is clearly the center of everyone's attention. Although being so popular he is usually annoyed by all the lesser people trying to get his attention. By the end of the night most guys will usually have attitudes towards him because they are jealous he took their ladies home with him.

Party would have been great if Todd Martinson hadn't taken my girl to bed with him.

by King boogy December 12, 2023