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Lyncest

When people from Lynden, Washington remain in Lynden after highschool and then proceed to date/marry in the same small pool of other people who remained in Lynden after highschool.
Linda, "Dubtehfuck, what are these engagement photos of Billy and Sally doing in my newsfeed?!"

Marcus, "Oh, didn't you know they both stayed in Lynden after graduation, never branching out into the real world, and then decided to date?"

Linda, "What a textbook example of Lyncest! I'm going to go throw up in my shoes now."
by floydianslip February 16, 2010
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Jeff Lynne

British rock star, writer and producer. Some rockmag critics slam his output as being too excessive, but he's more versatile than you might think. He's mostly noted as being the singer, guitarist, songwriter and de facto leader of the unique Electric Light Orchestra, which existed from around 1971 to 1988. They had a string of great hits, were one of the first bands to utilize synthesizers a lot (along with Pink Floyd and others), use a lot of backwards messages on their albums (they got a lot of flak over that by ignorant buttheads. Their 1983 album "Secret Messages" is a reply to that) and they were one of the first bands to use laser shows in their concerts (as well as a model starship). Jeff, an avowed Beatlemaniac got to produce the fine 1987 "Cloud Nine" album by George Harrison. Then he, George, Bob Dylan, Roy Orbison, and Tom Petty formed the supergroup Travelling Wilburys and they had some hits. He also worked with the other Wilburys on their later albums. Also, in 1990 he released his own solo album "Armchair Theater" which highlights his love and roots for 50s rock. When the 3 surving Beatles (the "Threetles" - George, Paul and Ringo) needed help in producing their new songs based on a demo tape John made before he was killed, Jeff Lynne was called in to help. After that he worked with the Threetles on their solo work. There was a temporary ELO reunion of some sorts, but the post-9/11 climate scared many people and the reunion tour was squelched.
Jeff Lynne is more adventurous in his music than most people give him credit for. Check out some of the releases by the afore mentioned artists and you will notice how truly devoted he is to early rock'n'roll music.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 21, 2008
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Lynne Cheney

Previous author of juicy soft porn LESBIAN novel set in the pioneering old west titled, Sisters. Current wife of Dick and second lady only to Pickles ( see laura bush). Also chairman of the National Endowment for the Arts (have you applied for your grant yet?). In 2000 during an interview, Cokie Roberts asked about her openly gay daughter. She adamantly refused to answer the question and admonished Roberts for even bringing up the subject.
Lynne Cheney wanted to tell the publisher to “go fuck yourself” when she learned they were going to reprint her 80s novel about lesbians of the old west. She held her tongue since that was her husband's favorite line. Instead she said, "How dare you mention the word lesbian to me. You cock sucking shit stain.”
by T Wade November 5, 2005
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Lynnlee

Man 1: Did you see Lynnlee sitting over there.

Man 2: I didn't at first but now that you made me look I think i need to change my pants.
by myface211212 February 16, 2010
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Lynnette

the most beautiful princess in the entire world. a lynnette is a person that is funny, intelligent, sexy, and kinda crazy- but the good kind of crazy. they are very lovable, everyone should have one in their life.
I wish I had a Lynnette, they are so amazing.
by margofsdk February 3, 2010
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lynne

A goddess of attractiveness and super intelligence. Talks too much and loves the color pink. Has super cute feet, and extremely paint able nails. Most lovable type of girl in the whole world.
"You're such a lynne"
by la_la_la July 13, 2009
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Lynnette

A great fan of bands metallica, Lincoln Park and many more.
Gorgeous, intriguing, wise, smart, open, understanding, friendly, affectionate and loving. Stand in her way or mess with her friends she will totaly tear you up! She is a godess no man can resist. People are drawn to her, and adore her.
And she loves to party.
"If I dont have a Lynnette, I will die!!"

Lynnette = Perfect

" WOW That was so Lynnette"
by LS shiznit February 5, 2010
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