Screeching Locust Blow

This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.

I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.

by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010

Locusts

A swarm of people who apparently love everything and anything that you or your group of friends may love. A social plague of people that copy ideals and interests from those around them. They will swarm aound it and feed off of it until the thing you like will begin to dissatisfy you due to the locust plague. Locusts disguise themselves very well so be aware of their actions.

Locusts are a growing menace everywhere and anywhere they are the noobs of society. hide any interests in things because they will swarm

Locusts can consist from any number of things. They can be groups of people that attempt to make something cool by sending in swarms of its kind to influence others to believe that it may be cool. Locusts can even be girls who pretend to know how to play video games like call of duty or any other type of shooter but nonetheless do it out of desperation.

Ex: Guy " i just got finished beasting on codmw2"

Girl Responds " omg i love call of duty"

by Grave_X December 11, 2010

liquor locust

"Liquor Locust" is that rare breed of party animal that descends on unsuspecting (and sometimes suspecting) households, invades the liquor cabinet, drains it bone dry and then flitters off in search of the next liquor cabinet to be drained.

When I got home I realized that the liquor locusts must have had a party, because there was no alcohol left in the house.

by Woody00469 August 30, 2007

Eat the locust

To eat the locust is to go to the toilet it can be used for pee or poo but is mostly used for poo

Scott accidentally ate the locust in class today. He couldn’t eat the locust in time

by Despairingly- Hopefull June 21, 2018

locus

In geometry, a collection of points which share a property

The locus of points equidistant from a given point and lying on a the plane containing that point is a circle

by Geocash November 21, 2010

the locust

The best way to describe them is to take about 5 keyboards and synthesizers, 2 guitars, a drummer and a bassist and play till your arms fall off, then when mixing edit it to twice as fast.

The Locust are a fucking awesome band and have saved hardcore music from pathetic attempts by Slipknot, Korn and others.

by Corb August 28, 2004

lycist

A lycist is a person who calls another a racist rather than deal with the facts of his argument.

That lycist called me a racist because I said white privilege can't explain why Asian Americans have a higher per capita income than white Americans.

by marriedmycousin September 18, 2019