The word is derived from the combination of the words loser, and retard. Where a person is defined as a loser, who may in fact be retarded.
Man you're so lutarded.
by Man-in-the-box October 9, 2004
Get the lutard mug.A pun based on the word, Lumberjack, this phrase describes the act of masturbating and ejaculating onto the lower back (or lumbar region) of a woman.
Commonly performed by chiropractors while performing spinal adjustments.
Commonly performed by chiropractors while performing spinal adjustments.
This hot patient of mine wanted her spine adjusted so I took the opportunity for a quick lumbar jack. Ya, she sued, but I kept my license to practice.
by Reddition June 9, 2011
Get the Lumbar Jack mug.Today, the scruffy woodsman & sexy Wolverine like beard is all the rage. While still hanging on to a sense of style and even a bit of metrosexuality. Food for thought: Can a lumbarsexual evolve in a metrojacks?
Amy: "At a recent fundraiser, I noticed this guy in a great suit who sported a sexy beard. I wish I got his number."
Emily: "Was he scruffy or lumbarsexual?
Emily: "Was he scruffy or lumbarsexual?
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by HogHedge October 29, 2011
Get the Lumbar Motiff mug.A sponge that is used for cleaning ones self. It is various in many colours and they have different styles of lumbardies that exist all around the world. Most normal people call it a loofah but the unnatural people will very much rather say lumbardy.
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Get the Lumbardy mug.a word used to describe when you hit your girl in the face with your penis, when you are in place you cant actually say that.
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