Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox

Used to describe a situation where you are underappreciated. Not given the credit you deserve.

In shock due to utter disrespect.

" man you didnt do to well that time"
"Well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox, i made it to the last level man."

"Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from?" -- Ethan Albright to John Madden regarding him beong the lowest rated player in madden.

by kws53 May 13, 2011

hot lunchbowl

Vomiting in a girls vagina while performing oral sex on her.

"How did your date go last night?"
"It sucked, he drank too much so when he went down on me, I ended up with a hot lunchbowl!"

"are you going to go out with her again?"
"Hell no! Her cootch is so scangi, I went down on her and as soon as I got a whif I gave her a hot lunchbowl."

by vag lick January 11, 2014

Lunchbox-Atrox

To be angry or upset

To hit or slap someone with a lunchbox

To become a lunchbox-atrox

"What are you going to be for Halloween Donald?"

"I'm going to be a Lunchbox-atrox!"

"Oh.."

by kweenkermi June 16, 2018

lunchboxing

Predicting what happens in sports against your friends. Winner gets a reward. Loser gets a consequence

Bro 1: Bro, why is he paying for your drinks all night?
Bro 2: Because I destroyed him lunchboxing.

Guy: Why did you shave off your eyebrows?

Girl: Lost at lunchboxing. Couldn't hit a shot to save my life.

by sports_R_fun July 16, 2022

Chunky Lunchbox

When someone vomits inside a womens vagina and closes it back up for the next man to eat out. then that man shits in her vagina to make it worse smelling. Than finally, she squeezes it out into a paper bag to give to her boyfriend, who has just been cheated on twice.

Bob: oh fuck!!!

Andy: What happend!

Bob: my girl, just gave me a chunky lunchbox

Andy: oh that sucks

Bob: i had a feeling she was cheating.

by The410boy January 11, 2011

Northwest Lunchbox

A new manuever in dick puppeteering. This is a mix between the "Goat" and the infamous "Fruitbasket." Created by twisting the penis and balls combo 180 degrees, tucking between ones legs and bending over to reveal the "Northwest Lunchbox." If done correctly, the cinnamon ring will be directly above the lunchbox.

While bending over, it was unfortunate that I caught a glimpse of my Dad's Northwest Lunchbox.

by 503 satchel stain April 13, 2010

Pink Lunchbox

A vagina. The holiest of holies. The flesh purse. Pussy.

Look at that broad saunter on by with her pink lunchbox. I sure would like to put some sausage into it.

by SetecX April 28, 2010