lunch meat

The slowest or last hiker in the group when hiking in bear country.

Chris if you don't stay with the rest of the group you might become lunch meat.

by Kajoe September 4, 2006

lunch meat

A Chicago Term when something is dead or Out of luck. Not going to happen. Mainly used on the westside of Chicago, in L-Town.

Person A: aye! Let me get a dollar.
Person B: Hell Naw that shit lunch meat.

by Young Rico and B-Skeet January 1, 2009

Lunch meat pussy

When a woman's labias hang out or pertrude out to resemble two pieces of folded lunch meat. Some vaginas are this way naturally, though they tend to get that way from a lot of usage like with pornstars or a ho.

"Damn that bitche's pussy's been so beat up she's got lunch meat pussy."

"I got some man-naise to go with that lunch meat pussy!"

by Jenuine McCoy April 26, 2008

a Hollywood lunch meeting

A Hollywood lunch meeting is a precursor to the possibility of scoring with a wannabe starlet, a.k.a. a bimbo

Agent 1 : Man, been long since we hit the bar dude. Let's catch up this evening ?

Agent 2 : Sorry mate. Have lined up a Hollywood lunch meeting ... you figure the rest !

by Nartimus September 14, 2013

Lunch meat toupee

When a man puts his head between a woman's legs, but doesn't perform cunnilingus.

"I was so drunk last night, I tripped and fell head first into some chick's crotch. She totally gave me a lunch meat toupee!"

by FERNtastic November 2, 2014

lunch meat

What someone can feel like after a wild night of partying.

After last night's party, Chris woke up and said he felt like a pound of lunch meat.

by sickness July 5, 2005

Lunch-meat Gazer

A rude, manner-less ass that stands and stares at you while you eat your lunch. Comes in a verbal and non-verbal form. The non-verbal form being much more creepy as they just stand and stare without saying a single word.

Jack: "I was eating my lunch at my desk today and Chuck came in and just stood there and stared at me...I hate that!! WTF?"

Jill: "Yeah, he's a total Lunch-meat Gazer!"

by InkieRed December 30, 2009