lunchtime shagger

Someone who has sex with their partner while on their lunch break from work.

"Why is Nichola always late back from her lunch?"
"She's a lunchtime shagger, that's why."

by Craig September 14, 2004

Lunchtime Special

When you get a fresh jar of mayonnaise, open it up, mix it up with your dick, and then you proceed to put it in a females ass. Afterwards, you wipe up the excess mayo with a piece of bread, add all your sandwich fixins and enjoy!

Im going to go catch a lunchtime special with Suzie today.

by Pooprick25 May 26, 2017

lunchtime

n. The fictitious time somewhere around 11-1 where food may not actually be consumed, but traditionally considered the time of consumption.

Jeff: Let's hang out after lunchtime.
Scott: Sounds great! So are we going to eat during lunchtime or after?

by chongabagel December 21, 2014

Legend Of Their Own Lunchtime

A person who thinks very highly of themselves, for no apparent reason. They tend to be arrogant and self obsessed, and will usually be found clinging in large groups of ''popular'' people, or the ''in-crowd''. They will copy other people on what they think is ''cool'', and do not have their own unique style in anything whatsoever. However, they tend not to have any true friends, and often use this portrayal of themselves to cover up their insecurity.

Beth: ''Ugh, look at her, swanning around like she owns the place.... Its horrible!"
Lucy: ''Don't worry, everybody knows she's a Legend Of Their Own Lunchtime - no one really likes her!"

by Shushannaaaaa September 28, 2010

lunchtime girlfriend

The chick you often have lunch with at school. And nope, she's not into you. She just happens to be stuck in the same class as you do.

Barney: I have like 5 lunchtime girlfriends.
Kim: Wtf? Are they blind?
Barney: No they have the same ENG101 as me and the class is off at 12:30. I tried asking them out on weekends, they just told me to f*** off.

by frigiddd September 30, 2016

This is my lunchtime

When you’re in your prime, absolutely thriving, using your time to the best of your ability

Tj and Caitlin were going on roller coasters together.

Caitlin: “this is my lunchtime”
Tj: “same”

by Tjaitlin July 7, 2019

Vampire Lunchtime

The act of cunnilingus on a female undergoing menstruation.

-"Wanna do it?"
-"Sorry, I'm on my period..."
-"Vampire Lunchtime!"

by frothundaa June 16, 2009