lpm

Licks Per Minute

See pussy

I can lick my girlfriends pussy at 600 LPM.

by Calvin August 16, 2004

LPM

An acronym for licks per minute, usually used to describe how fast an ASMRtist is licking the ears on a 3dio microphone.

That ASMRtist is vigorously licking those "ears", they must be going at least 120 LPM.

by PorqueThePigg June 24, 2021

LPM

Like lol lpm is laughs per minute and is a unit of measure how funny a show, situation, or story is

South park has twice the lpm's of family guy, in fact family guy has one of the lowest lpm counts compared to other tv shows

by scottyboy123 August 11, 2009

LPM

Little penis man

Chris pointed out the Dave is an L-P-M

by The other loft resident February 14, 2003

LPM

Licks Per Minute. Specifically measuring the speed at which one can perform tongue oscillations. Frequently checked amongst friends in the morning.

"Hey guys, morning LPM check" or "Hey mate, what is your LPM?"

by random39265938748 February 16, 2022

LPM

Low Power Mode

Ben : Phone batt dying.
Jack : Turn on LPM bruh!

by Hwee Xin February 11, 2019

LPM

The initials of the establishment “ lycée pilote mednine”
Translation from tunisian southern dialect of the word “asylum”

I love LPM

by We r all mad here February 12, 2023