rustlin' the love muscle

masturbating.

1. "I was feeling lonely at home last night so i started rustlin' the love muscle."

by slimkillz May 30, 2011

russel the love muscle

a cute nickname for your dick

Im ready for russel the love muscle to penetrate me.

by ash is baked September 11, 2017

russell the love muscle

one of many loving nicknames for a males penis

" hey sweet thang, why dont you unzip my trousers and say hello to russel the love muscle?"

by cripod May 09, 2004

Purple love muscle

A guy with a very veiny penis.

Last night, Liam sent me a picture of his purple love muscle.

by l3x017 October 25, 2019

russell the love muscle

A slang name for one's penis

I told Jill to start sucking on russell the love muscle.

by Cramerica Industries January 14, 2007

Russell "The Love" muscle

Russell is a tranny who loves taking showers with black dudes and " His brother" Hint his name rhymes with Bryan. Likes Vitamin d milk even though he's Black Toes intolerant, and says really gay shit like " we're here, we're queer". Has a allergies to pork products, Duck sausage is a weakness for Russells cock holster but he makes do, thicker the better.

Russell "The Love" Muscle
Breh 1: Man Russell the love muscle did a really good job in his 1st gay porno.
Breh 2: Oh yeah how so
Breh 1: Oh man he took that black dudes 12" meat like a champ, Didn't even bat an eye.

by BrumDumb419 July 10, 2023

Badman Love Muscle

Someone who stands up for long periods of time to try and impress women and duff up anyone who crosses him

"Oh your such a badman love muscle, you never sit down and always want to fight me"

by Goering December 11, 2007