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Spread the pussy lips and stuff with Kale. Can be presented on a table with a placemat and large wooden spoon.
She wasn’t a fan of football, but everyone came over for her Louisiana Hot-Pocket.
by Scoobyeatsalpo October 12, 2017
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Louisiana Hot Pocket

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To shit into a womans ass for lubrication.
I hope that bitch is ready for a Louisiana Hot Pocket
by fallen424 January 6, 2008
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Whilst fornicating doggy style, you suddenly pull out just before climax. Hawk a fat chew spit on your male member and then proceed to shove said male member into her anal cavity before ejaculation.
My girlfriend wanted to spice up the relationship so I gave her a Louisiana hot dog.
by McCannimal December 22, 2025
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A delicious meal, although you can not have them because they are mine and I keep them to myself--aw?
Cartman: No, Kitty! These are my spicy-hot Louisiana-baked Chicken Tenders!
Kitty: Reowr.
Cartman: No, Kitty!
by Gary Hatfield November 12, 2007
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louisiana red hot

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When a guy douses his penis in Hot Sauce then shoves it in her ass and yells "Fire in the hole!"
Tere asked Adam to spice up their love life so he gave her the Louisiana Red Hot!
by DirtyDiz December 17, 2015
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lousiana hot pocket

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Having sex while chewing tobacco, and spitting on your dick to lube it up
Man Luanne was dryer than a desert last night so I gave her a lousiana hot pocket.
by Chewee May 21, 2016
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