The worst investment you will ever make...

A cheap, overpriced, ugly accessory.... a material statement of your ignorance.

Just because Paris Hilton rocks Louis Vuitton doesn’t mean that as soon you strap on that purse you begin climbing the upward later to high class or luxury. If you own a Louis Vuitton product you are fake, gullible, in debt, are not happy with you life, ignorant, have no sense of individuality, are a follower and probably have no idea why I'm saying these things.
Look at that chick with the Louis Vuitton purse, she can't afford diapers for her kids, lives in a trailer, yet she always managers to consume the latest greatest Hollywood fasion.
by your whack May 7, 2007
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One of the world's most premier designers, even though it is extremly expenisve, it is a classic and has been around since 1850's. Notable designer Marc Jacobs designs for Louis Vuitton. They specialize in high-end accesories rather than ready-to-wear. Louis Vuitton is only sold in top notch department stores or their own world-class boutiques. It is notably worn by Asians and Blacks. Unfortuanely, many tacky knock-offs have been made, that have made it loose some of its appeal. In recent years, it has been less classic and recently have been collaborating with innovative artists such as Kanye West and Pharell.
Suzy Yuki: Excuse me! Where you get that Louis!
Shinono: China Town bitch, 20 dolla
Suzy Yuki: No, where you get the real Louis Vuitton.
Shinono: 0oo0o on fifth ave, where else?
by TRENDYARB April 1, 2009
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A person who owns or is wearing clothing bought at a Louis Vuitton store.
Louis Vuittoners are always beautiful.
by Yamato Yamamoto April 11, 2023
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The must have in carrying acessories/ leather goods.
Girly 1: OMG girly 2 Betty is sooo beautiful!! she has a louis!!
Girly 2: Ummm girly 1....its fake!
Girly 1: OMG Betty is soooo fucking ugly!
by abercombiboi January 30, 2005
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A pathetic excuse for a designer and a hell of a lot of waste of money.
Anyone who buys LV crap is just a Paris Hilton wanna be, and should choke on their dinner.
Chick - "I just totally wasted my money on that stupid peice of ass Louis Vuitton bracelet! It was $98,000,000,000 and it just broke!"

Aww, go have a cry now.
by Juzzzzz October 25, 2006
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Designer brand by a guy named louis vuitton = the monograms are somewhat nice,..not all is nice because its so popular.
You can find some nice imitation louis vuitton bags over there
by WASABII May 24, 2004
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Not only an expensive brandname, but also an extremely provacative tennis serve. This is usually used by female tennis players to give male tennis players peculiar sized erections in their tight tennis shorts.
Tennis1: Dude you see that hot chick up their who's like 14?
Tennis2: Yea Dude!
Tennis1: Oh my god dude she gave our 50 yearold tennis coach a viagra boner.
Tennis2: Holy Shit! How?
Tennis1: It's gotta be the louis vuitton
by Logan Cisewski June 11, 2005
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