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secondhand listening

When you hear everything that is said nearby, but you really don’t want to.
I learned all about what it means to be an adult while secondhand listening to drunk people at our backyard pool parties outside my bedroom window on school nights.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019
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Lostingles

The shivers that run up and down your spine when crazy shit happens in the TV show LOST.
When the atomic bomb went off to end season 5, everyone in the room giddily enjoyed their lostingles before jumping in to a debate of what would happen in season 6.
by Foolishly Satisfied Lost Fan February 3, 2010
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Listeningish

Listening while multi-tasking, especially video games or anything on ESPN
Karen explained, in great detail, why she was upset. Jim was listeningish while playing Fortnite
by DeathWaffle4432 May 25, 2023
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Losting

The act of writing a long and interesting story with many mysteries, which, due to the story's complexity, attracts many fans, but then continues to stall, prolong, postpone, or flat-out ignores the answers to the story's questions, thus essentially jerking around the loyal fans.

This word comes from the TV show "Lost" on ABC, but can describe any story which follows the definition, such as the the videogame "Half-Life 2", or the manga, "Bleach".

There are two main reasons why a story is "losting". The first is that the writers are not creative enough to come up with an answer to the questions posed that can meet the fans expectations, and thus try to pretend that the questions never existed. The second is that, due to marketing pressures, the writers are forced to continue a story longer than they have ever anticipated, and thus are forbidden from giving away any answers indefinitely. The second method may be referred to as "Milking the Cash-Cow".
A quick way to spot if a story is losting is to look for a situation in which an answer to a story's various questions can simply and easily be answered, only for the story to not do so. Here are a few examples:

1) Lost:

After spending an entire season building up the suspense and mystery of the Island's native inhabitants, known as the "Others", one of the survivors of the plane-crash comes face-to-face with an "Other". The survivor asks "Who are you people?", to which the "Other" replies, "It doesn't matter who we are", thus effectively telling all the loyal fans who cared about this storyline to go screw themselves.

2)Half-Life 2:

In the first Half-Life, you play through the eyes of Gordon Freeman, and thus are purposely not told the answers to many mysteries in order to obtain the illusion that the player is just as confused as anyone else is in the story after an alien-invasion takes place.

However, ten years later, during Half-Life 2, you are surrounded by dozens of friendly characters who all know exactly what happened during the events of the first Half-Life. Despite this, no answers are given, leaving fans to read separate books and searching for hidden audio files within the games to fill in the blanks to the story.
by Jbrew September 11, 2007
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Lustening

To listen with an intense feeling of lust.
hey man, i was lustening to some quotes from Hot Rod last night. I got REALLY excited.
by Rod Hotterington May 8, 2011
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listering

Avoiding study to watch videos about harvesting crops is often refereed to in Tasmanian colloquial terms as Listering
Far out this old roo shooter is doing a lot of Listering
by Mandman November 5, 2017
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dude if one of friend tells you “i’m listening to jubilee line” “i really relate to jubilee line” or sends you the song ‘jubilee line’ theyre extremely depressed and need company right now
bro #1: wyd?
bro #2: i’m listening to jubilee line
bro #1: bro are you ok? want to talk about it? we love you
by swaggyfinn69 May 25, 2021
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