LosPollosTV

LosPollosTV also known as Louis Sammartino, is a Twitch Streamer currently living in LA. He is 5'4 real life 'midge' and although his weight is unknown it is thought to be a significant amount. Fun fact about Louis is he wears size XL tshirts and XXL hoodies. Louis often promises streams but never follows through, which has lead his viewers to give him the name 'welch god' Louis even irl welches, he made his high school best friend 'Raf' wait 6 hours for him in Vegas.

Viewers: Oink, Oink, Oink!
LosPollosTV: MODSS!!!!, MODS!!!!, put it in emote only!!!!
Mods: *Don't do anything*
VIewers: Rogue mods! haha L tubs

by RobbieG__ May 10, 2019

LosPollosTV

LosPollosTV or "Los" is a tubby, lazy, retarded streamer that nobody likes. Most of his viewers only watch to see his moobs and chin fat jiggle when he gets mad at the chat. Viewers enjoy when his dad, or "Wad" joins the stream once a week. He is a much better version of Los, and should honestly just replace Los in general. Los is also on denial that he is tubby. Los thinks that eating 30 Quest cookies is good for you, meanwhile the only athletic thing he does is stroke his tiny meat to his ex getting railed by the Penn State football team.

Look at that fat greasy fuck in the Burger King line. Oh thats LosPollosTV.

by greeeeeeee July 31, 2025

lospollos

Chubby 35 year old pathological liar that hasn’t streamed in over 3 months due to his large mass preventing him but getting up out of bed, the only thing that excites him is cheese curds and gambling. He’s also 5’3.

Damn lospollos sure is a lazy greaseball

by Ahvroo June 15, 2023

LosPollos Special

The act of kicking an uncircumcised man’s schlong until the cheese turns to cream, then giving that man a blowjob, creating an emulsion of cum and cheese once the man finishes. To be served as a dipping sauce.

Namesake: Wad did this at a party with another man in 19’

Person 1: Chad did a LosPollos Special at Derek’s Party
Person 2: No way, I should have went

by Lancerhandle August 24, 2025

The Lospollos

When you put your big fat belly on her back while you bang her doggy style

"I ran Lospollos on my girlfriend last night"
"He had The Lospollos ran on him"

by TheyLoveKasumi July 4, 2025