Lopsided Autobot

The one true threat to the dominance of limecat.

The clock spider is dead! Long live Lopsided Autobot!

by Sadatay November 23, 2004

lopsided pussy

When you fuckin' and you feel a breeze comin' on the left or right side of your dick.

"It felt like hurricane in that lopsided pussy"

by Real snigga April 28, 2017

Robin the lopsided cradle

Term used when an older woman has an affection for a younger man with obvious learning disabilities.

Look at this old ass bitch all hugged up on that retard.
She's Robin the lopsided cradle. It's pathetic but it happens.

by IceBurgScrilla February 7, 2023

Lopsided Firing

The act of not wiping your ass and instead you let it crust while you bust all over the toilet seat.

Damn, I might do some Lopsided Firing later.

by ipuSGDFV8OYURDEQWGB August 20, 2024

Lopsidation

The state of being lopsided.

Example One-
Dude #1: She was cool and all, but one boob was smaller than the other."
Dude #2: "Man, that's lopsidation, at it's finest."

Example Two-
Lady #1 "He was great in bed, but he definitely has lopsidation; one hung waaaay lower than the other."
Lady #2 "Oof."

by pooterfartell December 10, 2024