lopsided pussy

When you fuckin' and you feel a breeze comin' on the left or right side of your dick.

"It felt like hurricane in that lopsided pussy"

by Real snigga April 28, 2017

Lopsided Firing

The act of not wiping your ass and instead you let it crust while you bust all over the toilet seat.

Damn, I might do some Lopsided Firing later.

by ipuSGDFV8OYURDEQWGB August 20, 2024

Robin the lopsided cradle

Term used when an older woman has an affection for a younger man with obvious learning disabilities.

Look at this old ass bitch all hugged up on that retard.
She's Robin the lopsided cradle. It's pathetic but it happens.

by IceBurgScrilla February 7, 2023

lopside

someone with a head always tilted at least 15 degrees

You that kid Ryan, his head is lopside!

by Rusty May 25, 2003

lopsidided

1) how you walk after a few shots of a highly alcoholic drink.

2)description of large uneven breasts.

GUY)"after those three everclears, i was all lopsidided."

GUY)"I was totally into it, then she took off her shirt and it was all lopsidided"

by Jack Sonnings March 15, 2008

lopsidedari

an amazing person who makes great tiktoks <3

i’d love to be mutuals with lopsidedari :-(

by fairyteethh March 18, 2021

lopsidedari

a very nice person I found in a TikTok comment section. buni goes by buni/pix/xe pronouns :)

“wow, lopsidedari is such a cool person!”

by hiyokoandnagitosimp on TikTok March 18, 2021