Pocket Locket

Slang term for female genitalia.

The wind blew my skirt up yesterday. I forgot to wear underwear and everyone could see my pocket locket.

by tebick April 25, 2011

Linketh

Linketh is a huge faggot from Gaiaonline.com
Formerly a meth addict, amongst other substances, he thinks he is god of GD. To look to such a massive failure for social standards is basically the same as asking a homeless man for financial advise.

I once heard Linketh sucked a dick to score some cocaine.

by Tucker Carlson April 27, 2009

Lonker North

A spin-off of the original Lonker group that moved North. Clearly considered a step-down or a lesser lunch time meeting crew.

Joaneye: Lonker North was very sick today. I'm completely stuffed after eating those 2 baskets of bread.
Smoot: I agree it was sick. But it will never replace the lonkers of the past we used to have. Giving you a sit-down with no one around is boring and gay. You are also shaped like an eggplant.

by Mracket Pollard July 25, 2006

Linkette

The female version of Link from Legend of Zelda. She has become quite popular now, and is all over facebook and the interwebs.
The first Linkette page on facebook was made by a girl named Jennifer who also runs the Dark Linkette page.

1) Have you seen the rule63 Link? She's called Linkette.
2) The newest hero of time is Linkette.

by MiakaYuuki January 16, 2012

Thinker Lonker Donk

A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.

I saw Thinker yesterday. I thought he was just a myth. My life has now been made whole.

by awesome October 3, 2003

locket girls

a specific type of girl who is very clingy and controlling of her boyfriend/girlfriend

They don't let their boyfriends do anything without them. They're such locket girls.

by no_spoons January 28, 2023

lonker

Overly familiar term for lunch.

After eating lunch together every day for several years, we deemed it lonker (ie. What time do you guys want to meet for lonker?)

by Joannee Parrella September 8, 2008