The Longshot

Doing it doggy style and pulling out and getting cum in her hair

Totes doing doggy and did the longshot

by J-Bye!!! November 11, 2010

Lady Nagant's longshot

An act of which a male attempts to urinate into a toilet or urinal by standing from afar and shouting "KAINA TSUTSUMI!".

This is because in My Hero Academia, Lady Nagant/Kaina Tsutsumi is the Japan's most prominent sharpshooter.

"What in the world was Justin shouting in the bathroom earlier...?"

"I heard him yell 'Kaina Tsutsumi' really loud in there"

"Ah... you mean the classic Lady Nagant's Longshot"

by Cornerbacking November 26, 2025

long shot

remote possibility

Joey: Listen, I know it's a long shot, but by any chance,
did she find that funny?

by all is white August 19, 2009

lungshot

To be shot in the lung. When the bullet enters the lung it damages breathing apparatus and will eventually kill the victim, unless something else gets there first.

I am lungshot, I will die soon.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Longshoe

Noun. Synonymous with the word "pimp". One who keeps a "hen house" or "coop" of "bitches/hoes" which turn "tricks" handing over most if not all of their profit in exchange for marketing (a Longshoe provides the clientele or the location to solicit clientele if engaged in street prostitution), leadership (The Longshoe provides all necessities such as a home, food, clothing, nails, hair, medical attention, contraceptives and most importantly illicit drugs. A Longshoe must make sure his bitches stay high as addiction gives the Longshoe control over the relationship. Often times the Longshoe assumes the role of an abusive father figure when cultivating a new trick to bind the relationship. Because of this pseudo-paternal relationship the hoe often times refers to the Longshoe as "daddy") and protection (both physical and legal) It is the Longshoe's responsibility to make sure that his hoe's are not beaten or abused in any way by clientele or rival pimps or prostitutes (although beatings utilizing a stretched out hangar or the back of the hand may be frequently dealt by the Longshoe for purposes of keeping the bitch "in-line" when she's been "schem'in") and to make sure his hoes stay out of jail (this includes providing the payment of bail and sometimes the procurement of legal representation).

Ya see that nigga's threads! Motherfucker sportin Sharkskin kicks! Nigga must be the Longshoe of the century to dough-up for vines like that!

by Suvonoge August 15, 2008

Long-Shot-Louis

A Long-Shot-Louis is someone, when playing the sport football, always takes shots from far out range.

"Hey, why didn't you pass? I was in so much space! Your such a Long-Shot-Louis!"

by Nico Docherty March 3, 2008

longshotting

(verb)

1: Someone succeeding, despite all probable odds. Showing an impressive display of skill. Synonymous with "balling." (References the 1985 Marvel Comics character, Longshot, who briefly joined The Uncanny X-men)

Samuel was longshotting last night when he beat an entire team of prestige players all by himself in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.

Junot Diaz was longshotting in 2008 when he won the Pulitzer Prize in Fiction.

by greyghost1779 July 26, 2011