Longolier

Mysterious creature that edits or removes old entries on a blog - usually because the entries are embarrassing to the blogger. Longoliers are similar to the Ministry of Truth, in George Orwell's Book 1984, in that they function to falsify history.

Australian journalist and blogger Tim Blair was the first to use "Longoliers" to describe this phenomenon. The term was originally used by author Stephen King to describe beings who devour the past.

Longoliers have been busy in th archives of Little Green Footballs and The Daily Dish as the bloggers have moved from right to left on the political spectrum.

by Marcellus_vrw November 1, 2010

Mongoloidius Prime

Derives from the root word "mongoloid"; A term for the king of all mentally retarded people. Not necessarily used to describe someone with Down's Syndrome, this term is to be saved only for those who are so stupid, they shouldn't even be alive.

This f*cking Mongoloidius Prime in front of me slammed on his brakes at a green light!! Fml.

by Fitz$Gerald August 25, 2010

mongoloidbongoloid

Stoopid boy from south east London

Boy 1: I'm sponsored by Newton shreds
Boy 2: oh you're such a mongoloidbongoloid

by Bundatbabe March 5, 2017

Bongoloid

A British person. From the "bong" noises that emanate from the glorious Big Ben. God Save the ̶Q̶u̶e̶e̶n̶ King!

Can you believe the average Bongoloid subsists on a diet of cheap lager and beans? Not a fish or fry in sight!

by King Norf October 7, 2022

Mongoloid Village

Is a 4 piece heavy rock band located in Portland Oregon.

Sounds Like: Mongoloid Village, The Melvins, Unwound, The Jesus Lizard, The Laughing Hyenas

by Slick Laxative January 16, 2009

doing the mongoloid

Acting crazy, goofy retarded or palsey like movements in an exagerrated way.

Anyone at a sporting event who dresses up, wearing the colors, screaming is doing the mongoloid

Adults who act childish around a child look like they are doing the mongoloid.

by ital cherry June 25, 2009

Bongoloid

Smoked retarded by one too many bong hits.

Pass the reefer you chinesed eyed bongoloid.

by Luis V. February 17, 2004