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Longneck Threesome

The practice of drinking a beer (from a longneck bottle), then drinking a wine cooler, Finally finishing it off with another beer.
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1. Drink your favorite beer from a glass bottle. 2. Then Consume, what some may say is a girly drink, i.e. a bottle of Bartel's And James. 3. Finally, Drink another bottle of beer. Hence the term "Longneck Threesome"
by TheLoneSith June 10, 2010
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VB LONGNECK

ONLY THE REAL FUCKIN BEVERAGE MEN DRINK AT TWETY TWO EIGHT IN THE FUCKIN MORNIN, THE BLOODY MEN THAT DRINK THIS SHIT HAVE IRON BALLS AND SOLID TITANIUM AS THEIR FUCKIN PENIS. U CANT BE TOUGH CUNT IF U CANT HANLDE A VB LONGNECK BRIGHT IN THE FUCKIN MORNINGS WITH UR BLODDY CUNT OF A BREAKFAST
by Ilikeirneck69 November 27, 2021
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Flavored Long Neck

A long neck bottle of beer that has been inserted into a pussy leaving the taste on the rim for her significant other.
Would you like my girlfriend to bring you a flavored long neck? or Hey baby, can you make it a flavored long neck
by LongNecker February 18, 2015
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Longneckasouris

The Longneckasouris is the greatest creature that ever existed. The Longneckasouris species had a neck longer than a football field. They had their necks mistaken for dinosaur dildos when there fossils were dug up. The Longneckasouris survived the meteor because they could see it and went into a hole. Some species of the Longneckasouris still exist but it in human form. A human Longneckasouris is usually very tall and are depressed a lot too. The Longneckasouris has a Jesus of it and his name is Matt. Matt is a amazing Jesus for a amazing creature and is a really smart kid.
You are as high as a Longneckasouris.
by Jesus of the Longneckasouris October 25, 2019
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Mr. Longenecker

History teacher at Lower Dauphin. He is the reincarnation of Jesus himself and can shape-shift into any being he wants. He is immortal and rules over us mere mortals.
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Long Neck, DE

A small town in Delaware that’s full of old people and heroin addicts. If you don’t fish or crab you don’t live here.
“I hate living in Long Neck, DE”
by Delaginger February 22, 2021
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