An absolute worldie who makes anybody's day better. Not to be confused with Lois Lane the limp dick reporter or Lois Griffin the shittest cartoon mother in history. If you have a Lois in your life you're guaranteed to have a better day and be privy to some of the best mispelt names in Starbuck's history.
by KTA4 October 27, 2018
Lois is a crackhead she is crazy and energetic she never rests and has an immature personality. She can comfort people easily and make them feel better. She is very flexible and can bend into a BALLLLLLL. Lois is a good friend and will ever lie to you she is good at keeping secrets and is easily trusted never loose a Lois
Lois
by JaimyNew November 30, 2019
Lois is a nice young girl who cares about her friends, she’s sweet and caring although sometimes her mean side strikes she doesn’t tolerate any rubbish and tells people what is what and says things how it is.
by LM318 June 12, 2020
A Lois is an AMAZING, friend who is always there for you. A Lois is the best friend you could ever wish for! She is a nice, caring, funny and loyal friend who will never let you down!
by Clutts xx October 10, 2011
Possibly derived from Greek λωίων (loion) meaning "more desirable" or "better". Lois is mentioned in the New Testament as the mother of Eunice and the grandmother of Timothy. As an English name, it came into use after the Protestant Reformation.
However, in our time, people named Lois are usually small and have curly hair. This type of homosapien can generally be found in northern England, near Manchester. Loises' attitudes are typically characterised by :
1. An excessive use of raccoon memes to respond to your messages.
2. Responding with 'that's what she said' even in a serious situation.
3. Do not, and I'm serious when I say this, do not get Lois angry. See, these people are quite mysterious: they act normally with everyone but you have no idea whether they hate/love/adore/detest you or not. Stay on the safer side and just be nice. Loises have a short temper.
Note: Lois is also the name of Peter Griffin's wife in the 'Family Guy' (pictured below).
However, in our time, people named Lois are usually small and have curly hair. This type of homosapien can generally be found in northern England, near Manchester. Loises' attitudes are typically characterised by :
1. An excessive use of raccoon memes to respond to your messages.
2. Responding with 'that's what she said' even in a serious situation.
3. Do not, and I'm serious when I say this, do not get Lois angry. See, these people are quite mysterious: they act normally with everyone but you have no idea whether they hate/love/adore/detest you or not. Stay on the safer side and just be nice. Loises have a short temper.
Note: Lois is also the name of Peter Griffin's wife in the 'Family Guy' (pictured below).
Friend: Look Lois I've been feeling a bit sad lately.
Lois: Omg are you okay? What happened.
Friend: I lost my whole family died in a crash yesterday and I just got expelled from school. This is too much to handle at once.
Lois: *Chuckles* That's what she said.
Friend: You absolute monster. Go to hell.
Lois: The fuck did you just say to me you little shit.
Friend: * Understands that this is a death threat* Sorry Lois. It won't happen again.
Lois: That's what I thought, now bugger off before I squish you like a pancake.
Lois: Omg are you okay? What happened.
Friend: I lost my whole family died in a crash yesterday and I just got expelled from school. This is too much to handle at once.
Lois: *Chuckles* That's what she said.
Friend: You absolute monster. Go to hell.
Lois: The fuck did you just say to me you little shit.
Friend: * Understands that this is a death threat* Sorry Lois. It won't happen again.
Lois: That's what I thought, now bugger off before I squish you like a pancake.
by ThiccDaddyBowles42069 August 23, 2021
A Hilariously funny Girl, with a great sense of Humor, Beautiful, Amazing eyes, and an Irresistable power No boycan refuse. Will make a great Comedian in Life.
by Mr.Redunkulus December 7, 2010
The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is kind considerate the best friend a friend could ever have. We are so lucky to have her in our lives. I love you idiot
by SLUTTYNUGGET April 15, 2019