Lohaning

Lohaning is self medicating before an important function

I have my annual review today so I raided my mother's medicine chest, I am now Lohaning before I go in.

by My fingers feel like ballons August 15, 2012

Lohans

blue ribbon tits, especially large yet still attractive ones.

D: dude, you see them fucking lohans on her?
J: (thumbs up)

by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005

lohaned

A delicate function perfomed by a certified hooker that begins with her giving oral pleasure to a customer while said customer proceeds to pummel her with quick rabbit punches.

"Dude that hook owes me one sweet lohan for that price."

"I can't believe you lohaned your boss!"

by Frizzooooo April 11, 2008

lohan

synonomous for "melon"; unbelievably, preposterously large 556 DDD- sized tittays

That girl has large lohans....ALL right....

by blue October 7, 2004

lohan

verb, lo·han, lo·han·ed, lo·han·ing

- Verb (used with object)
1) to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, especially secretly or by subterfuge

- Check out my new bling! I just lohaned this Rollie from my bestie.

- I loaned you my necklace, I didn't lohan it to you.

by Repwatch February 27, 2011

Lohans

a) Breasts that are enhanced by implants.

b) Breasts that appear to be enhanced by implants.

Popularized in the mid 2000s, when American actress Lindsay Lohan was rumored to have undergone breast augmentation surgery when her bust line suddenly became bigger.

Antonym: Duffs

Check out the Lohans on that chick! Wasn't she an A cup like a week ago?

by RealFakeBoob March 2, 2010

lohaned

To get drunk, sauced, housed, blasted, hammered, wasted and blackout.

I completely lohaned last night, i drank way too much and don't even remember how I got home. Oh! wait... I drove, like my car into a tree!

by CBra June 30, 2007