log splitter 

Also known as Thong underwear or bikini.

When i was at the strip club i said to my friend " check out the log splitter on that sweet biotch "

log splitter by Hottwigg November 3, 2005

Log Splitter 

Inserting your index finger into your rectal cavity while forcing a bowel movement

I gave her the log splitter, now my finger stinks

Log Splitter by dolphy93 November 5, 2014

log splitter 

peircing that bridges the two butt cheeks, splitting the turd as one poops.

Dear sir, is that a log splitter in the crack of your hiney?

log splitter by turd masher July 2, 2006

log splitter 

Two fingers, parallel, in the butt, person poops, poo cut in half by the fingers upon exit.

My fingers turned into a log splitter when i was fingering her ass

log splitter by ladyloader July 30, 2011

log splitter 

to squat over a person's face & take a crap, the turd splitting across the bridge of the nose

I ran into Colby the other day & greeted him with a log splitter

log splitter by dhard-as-hell September 22, 2003

Log Splitter 

When a woman is having a sex with two men and is being entered orally as well as vaginally or anally, as to be have two penises at either end, simulating a log splitter.

My buddy and I are at the bar when a hot chick comes up to us and says we're both hot and would love for us to give her a log splitter. She said she loves having two guys pour the coals to her at the same time.

Log Splitter by Esteban Cubby Stank Boo Boo October 27, 2014

Log Splitter 

While banging a chick , stick your thumb up her ass , she then takes a shit and your thumb splits her poo logs

Yoooo , chaboi about to give this broad the Log Splitter tonight

Log Splitter by Wex tonerich May 9, 2018