log off

making a bowel movement.

If you work in an office and you've been holding in a crap all day because it's awkward to drop one while your VP is dropping one in the stall next door in the men's room, and you go to shut down your computer and it asks you, "Are you sure you want to log off?" You can respond with a resounding, "Oh yes."

by officespacemilton July 31, 2009

Log off

Another term for back off. Used in today's age due to the amount of technology.

Dude, log off, you're totally in my space.

by ALF_White613 January 20, 2011

log off

Yet another way of saying you need a crap.

Man, that chilli was bad, I really need to log off!

by Aaron C Rescue August 28, 2003

Log Off the Internet Day

Log Off the Internet Day was started by a group of activists and thinkers in 1999 to make the public aware of the impacting is making on real life communities. Log Off the Internet Day is celebrated on the first Saturday after the start of summer in your hemisphere on which you are supposed to stay off the internet. No email, chat, IMs, gameplaying or surfing. A time to go to a movie, see some friends, ride a bike, be with your family.

I totally celebrated Log Off the Internet Day and went for a bike ride.

My second life wife got mad because I spent some time with my first life wife on Log Off the Internet Day.

by Joe Iron August 22, 2007

Take a log off the fire

A term used by beauties meaning "simmer down"

Guy: You got a problem baud?
You: Take a log off the fire pal

by Giverrrr February 10, 2014

Log off social media

To masturbate.

You've just put down your phone, late at night, and its time to log off social media.

by cod_machiine May 2, 2019

Log off

Another way of saying "fuck off"

Person1: log off fam

by Ebenezerscroogeswife290 January 26, 2022