If you work in an office and you've been holding in a crap all day because it's awkward to drop one while your VP is dropping one in the stall next door in the men's room, and you go to shut down your computer and it asks you, "Are you sure you want to log off?" You can respond with a resounding, "Oh yes."
by officespacemilton July 31, 2009

by ALF_White613 January 20, 2011

by Aaron C Rescue August 28, 2003

Log Off the Internet Day was started by a group of activists and thinkers in 1999 to make the public aware of the impacting is making on real life communities. Log Off the Internet Day is celebrated on the first Saturday after the start of summer in your hemisphere on which you are supposed to stay off the internet. No email, chat, IMs, gameplaying or surfing. A time to go to a movie, see some friends, ride a bike, be with your family.
I totally celebrated Log Off the Internet Day and went for a bike ride.
My second life wife got mad because I spent some time with my first life wife on Log Off the Internet Day.
My second life wife got mad because I spent some time with my first life wife on Log Off the Internet Day.
by Joe Iron August 22, 2007

by Giverrrr February 10, 2014

To masturbate.
by cod_machiine May 2, 2019

by Ebenezerscroogeswife290 January 26, 2022
