lanyssa

Most WONDERFUL girl. She will always make you smile when you're sad. She is very happy and energetic. She has a big tolerance for her crazy friends but at the same time she joins in on the fun. She can hold a long relationship even if you don't see each other every day. Every guy looks at her but only one can have her.

Oh my gosh he is lucky to have LANYSSA

by molybutt14 January 25, 2015

Loans and Cas

A sex term to describe when an American shoved a hotdog down a Canadians throat

Person 1: Did you see what happened yesterday with the two gay guys at school?
Person 2: no why?
Person 3: they Did the good ol’ loans and cas

by ChinaLover67059 March 11, 2022

Lanysa

A beautiful queen that will stand her ground and not accept anything but the best. She knows her worth and refuses to allow others to deny it. A big personality that not all will understand. Heart made of gold and soul of a diamonds. Beauty is her only other name.

Lanysa my darling love.

by Juke December 20, 2016

Quicken Loans Cattle Handle

When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.

Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head.

I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.

by Kort's favorite Buttboy April 23, 2018

loanshark

Someone who lends out money, usually affiliated with the Mob.

"You better pay back the loanshark or he'll come after you!"

by ZJG January 9, 2008

Stupid Loans

Excessive borrowing for a college education.

Dude. These student loans are like herpes 'cause I'll have them for life. I borrowed way too much, there's no way out, and I have no life.

Dude's friend: That's 'cause you and your parents signed up for stupid loans, not student loans.

by College Educated and Debt Free June 16, 2009

wet loans

When you provide financial assistance to a female in the hopes of engaging in sexual intercourse.

Pat from Chicago is already down $500 on his wet loans to his hot sorority intern.

by WetLoanGuy October 25, 2022