Loaf

by Gay sad Satan March 18, 2018
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So this can either be your standard loaf of bread, whole wheat and healthy or white alike.

This can ALSO be to sit around and waste time and procrastinate on a couch. Y'know? (:
"Sonny boy," said grandpa. "Go down to the store and get a loaf of bread, will you?"

"Yeah we're just loafing around instead of doing homework"
by LOAVES_A_BREAD September 22, 2011
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Verb: To Loaf-- Colloquial form of language expressing the observation of someone else’s or one’s own flatulence and or incontinence. The release of gaseous fecal odors.

Noun: Loaf-- Gaseous Fecal Odor

Adjective: Loafy-- Smelling like gaseous fecal odor

Position of entitlement: Dr. Loafenstein, The Loafman
Verb:
1. My Mom loafed in the kitchen and I lost my appetite.
2. Oh shit!! Jack loafed on my dinner.
3. Oh No… August loafed on his date.
4. Wow, I ate all that spaghetti and have been baking loaf all night.
5. It smelt terrible, she loafed in the shower!!!!

Noun:
1. Aww sick, did you smell that loaf?
2. Who’s making hot loaf?
3. Hey honey are you making hot loaf again?

Adjective:
1. She smelt really loafy after all of that hibachi.
2. I was feeling very loafy so I had to sleep in the bathroom.

Position of entitlement:
1. Damn Dr. Loafenstein, what did you eat?
2. They call me the Loafman.
3. Some call me the Loafman Jr.
4. Loafin like my Daddy.
by Kerm The Frog January 13, 2010
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wow! she's a proper loaf.
by kittykat66 April 13, 2020
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I went to aspen today with jim and loafed so hard.
Loaf sesh all day every day.
Johnny loves to loaf.
by loafthecity February 17, 2011
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Means a person is fakin
Can also be used at the end of jokes
Sherie you be Loafn You know u wan to give up da yea
by Steven Walker February 03, 2008
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1.The act of precisely placing an object in the desired target area.
2.The use of manly finesse to throw a pass directly into the receiver's hands.
1.Did you see Kurt Warner loaf that pass in for the win last night?
2.Hey bro, loaf me that Natty Ice.
by OriginalLoafmaster August 07, 2010
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