LMP

Le Mans Prototype. They are specifically built for use in the Le Mans 24h, and are the successors to the earlier Group C cars. Some notable cars include the Audi R8, Bentley Speed 8, Ferrari 333SP, Toyota GT-One, and the famous "flying" Mercedes-Benz CLR.

You can buy your own LMP...for about $5 million.

by just some randon guy January 22, 2006

LMP

means Last Message Please, used after going offline unexpectedly due to various reasons and coming back online after missing the previously sent message

John: I had so much fun at the party

Jane: (offline)

John: You there?

Jane: *LMP

by iamstevirus October 01, 2011

lmp

lesbian midget porn

lmp is a bunch of gay LP's getting together.

by katie nichols September 26, 2008

LMP

Leck meinen Penis (German)
Lick my penis (english)

colloquial for "suck my dick"

ey LMP..it's so fuckin hot

wow lmp this girl is hooottt

by damaggus July 22, 2006

LMP

Acronym = "Lick My Poopa" (poopa being slang for ones posterior)
To shine someone on, tell someone off.

"That lowlife ripped me off! I told him to LMP!"
"yeah, whatever, LMP"

by gavs August 17, 2006

LMP

An excuse to get some attention or “like my pic” on social media

“Hey Mark, LMP I posted for you;p”

by Anonymous kesha November 17, 2017

LMP

Last minute potential

I procrastinate to use that LMP.

by R|E|T October 11, 2019