Lizzo

A really fat wood/blunt

I’m rolling up lizzos all fuckin day today say that.

Two blunts or a lizzo w the leaf ?

by glnrob December 16, 2019

Lizzo

A nick name for a fat bich

She is such a lizzo

by Dash james March 26, 2020

Lizzo

The only person in the entire world who’s allowed to twerk in public or on public tv

Hannah: Damn when Lizzo twerks it’s fun
Hannah: and when you twerk Zoe, it’s gross
Zoe: well same with you!
Hannah: you’re right...

by Kidswillbekids January 16, 2020

Lizzo

If you weigh over 350 ibs this is what people call you

“This nigga looks like lizzo!” Who me? Yes you Tasso!

by anonymous December 7, 2020

Lizzo

A unit of mass
One Lizzo is 2tons or 1814kg

"How much does your car weigh"
"2.9 Lizzos"

by Big420Brain69 December 2, 2020

lizzo

a largr sea dwelling creature that returns to land to perform heart break songs and spread awareness about diabetes (she does this by being a primary bad example which urges people to change). the only form of transportation for a lizzo is 24 helicopters but be warned if dropped it will create a catastrophic explosion resulting in the end of all humanity as we know.

"dude went whale watching today and I saw a lizzo"

by THerealodoggo March 31, 2020

Lizzo

Jabba the Slut...

Bill: Do you see that fat ugly chick in that pizza jumpsuit?
Ted: Ayo chill dude... It's just a lizzo.

by EddieChambeau April 21, 2023