Libussy

When you're deep in the library and can't escape.

Him: Where you at lass

Her: Deep in the libussy come trawl for me

by YeaNahYeah April 6, 2022

Liturgitard

Anyone who actually believes that, and lives as if, scriptural dogma is of divine origin.

Only a true liturgitard could find meaning in the words of bronze-age, ignorant barbarians.

by YAWA April 24, 2015

lotus notes

A piece of crap email and data base client server. It has millions of user throughout the world, however you won't find anybody who considers it easy to use.

Interfaces are difficult to navigate and the programme often crashes or stays hanging, requiring the user to restart the application or completely reboot the computer. It is characterised by ugly colour schemes and unecessarily tedious command requirements to carry out simple tasks. Want to see an email attachment with just 2 mouse clicks? Forget it. The use of Lotus Notes is scientifically linked to rage disorders.

As one website puts it, it is "the digital equivalent of being kicked in the groin upon arrival at work every day"

Welcome to your new job Sir, here we use Lotus Notes...Sir, why are you running away? Sir...Sir!!!

by Jim Birtwisle February 20, 2008

Litscher

(verb) to simultaneously snort and gobble whilst giving a blowjob.

'She went back to Simon's house to Litscher him.'

'I tried to be gentle, but ended up Litschering him.'

'Mate, I heard you got Litschered last night?'

by adz2910 March 1, 2013

Dirty Linus

Dirty Linus is the act of slamming your mega fire cock across your partners face.

Can you please give me a dirty Linus?

by Bantie April 15, 2020

lotus tit

The most disgusting picture in the world. Most haven't seen it, and those who have wish they haven't. A picture of a womans nipple, photoshopped to look as though it contains pits or holes filled with the seeds of the lotus plant.

On no! The lotus tit!

by Neito September 19, 2008

Litmus Piss

The initial test pee after getting into a swimming pool to see if it contains a urine-indicator dye that turns the pool water blue or cloudy, thus indicating the location/catching people peeing in the pool.

Shortly after getting into my boss's pool, I squeezed out a litmus piss to check to see if that bastard added a chemical to the water. Once I was in the clear, I then diluted out the chloride by pissing all over and slowly swimming away.

by Dr. Stranger Danger March 21, 2016