Liisa

Liisa is the most beautiful person you can ever meet. She’s always positive and supporting. He has lots of friends and she loves them. She falls in love very easy, but she never tells it. She is smart, wise and don’t care about what others think. She has a sexy body and every boy wants it. She has a good style. She has her bright side, but dark side as well. If she loves someone, she shows it to everyone. If you’re lucky, maybe Liisa would date you.

Hey, i’m going out with Liisa.
Omg, with Liisa?! You’re so lucky!!!

by Bart Simphason June 13, 2018

Berry Lipis

The art of telling a young sexually uneducated woman that your penis is an ice cream cone, and making here lick until she gets the vanilla syrup to cum out...and then yelling "WHITE CHOCOLATE"

Berry Lipis- Hey lick my dick like it's an ice cream cone!
Terry S.- EEEW what is this?
Berry- Vanilla syrup bitch!

Prisoner 1: Why is that guy here?
Prisoner 2:He Berry Lipis'd his cousin.

by LittleChute February 9, 2010

Litos Baker's Dozen

Instead of the regular baker's dozen of 13, this equals 11 based on the rationale that a baker would eat one item from his batch instead of adding an extra one to it.

"When I opened up the box of donuts I thought they forgot to put one in but really they were just giving me an Litos Baker's Dozen. Boy was I pissed!"

by CarLitosA January 9, 2009

facebook litigant

A person (not a corporation as defined by the Supreme Court, but a real person) who threatens to bring suit against someone via a comment on facebook; usually, a facebook litigant talks about unleashing a lawyer on a person who responds negatively to his or her facebook comment, but in fact a facebook litigant has no lawyer and has only seen lawyers portrayed on television shows about lawyers written by script writers who are usually stoned when writing their scripts and have never studied law; a facebook litigant is rarely referred to as a tigersaur

John S. said Obama needed to be impeached and shot, and I commented that there was no real legal basis to proceed with impeachment and that he knew nothing about the law, so he went all facebook litigant on me and I responded with a facebook shark emoticon followed by the emoticon for shit.

What an internet Matlock, that facebook litigant fucktard!

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by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 20, 2014

Litium

A slang word meaning two young persons who speak arabic. The word is used in southern Finland, and it's a lot more common within youngsters than older people. It's not usually used to be racist or to offend anyone. It's commonly used to tell arabic people apart. The word comes from"Lithium" which is a chemical element.

In some cases instead of Litium, people use an abbreviation "Li". The "L" in the word "Li" means usually the shorter person and "I" means the taller and sportier one.

Hey look , Litium is over there!

Have you seen Litium today?

L is over there, but I can't see I anywhere!

by caralineco March 21, 2017

cock litigation

The act of two, or more, rival male suitors attempting to convince a would be companion of their sexual superiority and why they should be selected for a sexual encounter.

After three hours of heated barroom cock litigation, and despite the testimony of several eyewitnesses, David failed to make a persuasive case and Sheila decided to go home with Walter.

by Lamont Walker May 12, 2016

Litost [Lee' - toast]

Litost is a nearly untranslatable Czech word, a state of feeling miserable and humiliated. “Litost is a state of torment created by the sudden sight of one’s own misery,” - The Book of Laughter and Forgetting by Milan Kundera. Litost connects insult to revenge, with desire to strike back at the perceived source of one’s shame.

For example: double-litost, double-revenge Tupac Shakur vs. Notorious B.I.G.

by B. McDoc September 6, 2005