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lingling

In an orgy or threesome, to lick the union and environs of people having penetrative penile sex. This may be done by laying below a pair having doggy style sex, or in front of a pair in reverse cowgirl, or any other acrobatic means one might imagine. The point is that the genitals, the taint, asshole, and usually the cock and balls all get some oral attention. Not related to the bisexual panda we all love.
While John fucked Mary's ass while she bounced in his lap, their bi friend Steve was on his knees between their legs happily licking John's shaft and Mary's taint, performing a noisy, wet, lingling.
by Hauser November 27, 2007
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lingling

the asian girl in my media class who gets pissed off everytime i say 'ling ling, you forgot your bling bling'
lingling, you forgot your bling bling!
by abadou-badou October 19, 2008
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Lingling’s Principle

Rule of life that states “Whatever you do that you think you are good at, there is a 5 year old Asian who can do it 1,000 times better”.
I thought I could play the concerto the best, but due to Lingling’s principle, I was outdone greatly.
by Meh1038 November 29, 2018
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Linda Lingle

2012 Senate Candidate for a seat for Hawaii. As former Governor, she not only hates gays, but has publicly humiliated them by inviting them to her decision speech on a bill that would give transgendered people equal treatment when applying for a job. At that speech, she vetoed that bill, so in Hawaii, it is legal to discriminate against transgendered people if they are applying to work for you. Also, she has refused marriage and Civil Union bills, so in Hawaii, it is illegal for gays to be in either. She should not be the next Senate seat for Hawaii, or have any power at all.
Linda Lingle hates gays and trangendered people, so don't vote for her.
by truthfulwisdom August 25, 2012
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ethan lingle

A nice hardy honest Boy Scout, who plays zoo craft and can’t see 5 feet in front of him, he also slide tackles his best friend into bus stairs.
Yo Ethan Lingle want to play some zoo craft then maybe bang?
by ThirstyThurston September 23, 2019
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lingling weng

A chinese person who is very smort and likes to be alone gaming in a room.
by yuri tarted September 8, 2020
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green and lingling

a loving pair of teacher and student .
green is a nice geemaking teacher that has bad taste as a fake pedophile .
ling ling is a litto girl-boy with a nugget nose and pretty eyes .

bonus : ahony ( a.c. ) is a anonymous little girl that wants to break them up
in a land of green and lingling's

green : lingling.. you so boney <3
lingling : coz i give good boners
ahony : my best friend is e.z. :3
by youre_a_green_lingling February 22, 2009
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