Linkmaster

Someone who is always pasting great links into chat.

That Bent Angle is quite the effing linkmaster.

by Bent January 19, 2005

lancaster wisconsin

a tiny motherfucking town in southwestern wisconsin, full of fake ass hoes and jocks who will forever be narcissistic and judgemental. if your daddy didn’t play football here STAY TF OUT

have you ever been to lancaster wisconsin??

nah bro stay away

by fucklancasterwi July 7, 2019

Lancaster

A goofy little country town in between the desert and mountains, just north of LA. Almost everyone has lived here there whole life, so everyone knows everyone. Seriously. You go "down below" to LA, and you see someone you know. Howdy Pardner!

It feels like it is stuck in the 1980s with its conservative politics, and the fact that everyone goes to church, I feel like I am in the Bible belt of the south. Many businesses are closed on Sunday. Lancaster has more churches per capita than any other city in CA.

Most everyone up here is in the military or works for an aerospace company.

Overall it is a good community, not much to do in terms of night-life, but the surrouding mountains and desert are good for people that like to bike or hike.

People move here once they have had their fun and just want to settle down, and ride a horse.

Where are you from?

I am from Lancaster!

Oh really, I have family living in Pennsylvania.

No Lancaster in CA.

There's amish country in CA?

Well not really, but kind of, never mind. Lancaster is a little city in the Mojave Desert by Edwards Air Force Base.

Oh, Edwards, I have heard of Edwards, where the space shuttle lands, you should have said that earlier. I know exactly where that is!!

by iamquitesmart September 29, 2012

lancaster uk

smallest city in the uk.... populated by students, chavs and old people. student bar ever 20m or so, home to the greatest campus uni in the country and the legendary 'sugarhouse'. students can often be seen staggering around the town at night dressed as the opposite sex, pimps, ho's or smurfs

chavs out in lancaster uk:

chav 1: "Oi mate did a smurf just walk past or has all the glue gone to my head?"

chav 2: "nah mate just students"

by marvin 42 March 11, 2009

Lancaster High School

A high school in Lancaster, California that was built in 1995. The high school used to be fantastic at sports but then the 21st century came and fucked everything up for them. Now the only sports they're decent at are wrestling, tennis, and sometimes baseball. There colors are red, white, and blue (wow that's original) and they make their uniforms for their sports teams ugly as hell. Lancaster High School sucks balls.

Person 1: Hey did Lancaster High School win the football game against Quartz Hill High School?

Person 2: Ha! Are you kidding me? They lost 56 - 0

Person 1: Wow they suck

by Kered Nosliw December 4, 2011

Lancaster, PA

A place where tourists think everyone is Amish.

Boring.

Farm country.

Lancaster, Pa? Don't only Amish people live there?

by Noelle Lynn February 27, 2009

Lancaster Assembly

An exclusive party held once per year in December at the Lancaster Country Club to debut select young women of society, the Debutantes. Membership in "The Assembly", as it is referred, is made up of affluent people of high status in the Lancaster community. It would be incredibly rare to see someone who is not white even attending the party (and certainly not debuting). The dress code is white tie (tails for men) and floor length gowns and kidskin gloves (for both women AND men). To be invited, one must already be ingrained in this very elite crowd so there is no hope for common people. People go every year, often parents and their 21 year old children who all get very inebriated and kiss each other on the cheeks. The Assembly was started by President James Buchanan as the Lancaster Assembly in 1780. As WASPy as it gets.

"Are you going to the Lancaster Assembly this year?"

"Of course, darling! I go every year!"

by lancgurl2 December 18, 2012