limberdick

While the exact meaning is simply a non-functioning flaccid penis, the term has vast connotations and application.
Calling a man a limberdick says he is unable to perform even the most basic and primal primal functions.

Limberdick maybe combined endlessly with other vulgarities to achieve remarkable curses, such as the now famous "limberdick cocksuckers". An epithet that calls to mind a man unable to get anything right; who then sucks cock as a means of getting things done for himself, in other words a politician.
All in all Limberdick is a delightful word. A flexible curse certain to find its way into use in all forms of public speech.

See also the less effective but more commonly used limp dick.

Say Tad don't be such a limberdick. Before you give up try to do it first.
I voted for that limberdick cocksucker and now against all odds he is screwing me.

limber dick, limp dick,

by Doc Bozo October 11, 2009

Lizerian

The one that knows all.

Mark: Yo brother O when will I get my dragon defender?
Oda: You will get it in the next 10 kills brother.
Mark: I got the drop!
Oda: That's why they call me Oda the lizerian.

by GatoMan246 December 17, 2018

limper stew

This word can be used in a variety of conversation situations but is most commonly used to express anger or dissapointment. It was first used in texas hold 'em poker.

That dude just hit the flush on the river, this is limper stew!

by Limperbuster November 2, 2011

limerence

The complete and final devotion of your actual being to one single person other than yourself in a romantic fashion. Limerence creates a spiritual image with almost divine traits of the person you love that may have nothing to do with their actually existing person. It is a state of mind, fully captivating the heart, soul and spirit, that might last until the end of your life. All your actions, every step you take shall be done for that person you love only. In every hour, on every day you will think of only him or her. The other person's rejection of you will also be your downfall.

Oswald: I declare myself to be limerent over Victoria. And as such I declare myself to be completely devoted to her, and every moment of my life shall be dedicated to her.
Winston: Nah, limerence sucks, go fuck some whores bruh tbh

by Eugene Terre'Blanche September 17, 2016

Limper

A Motobility Customer.

Heres another fucking Limper looking for a free car to abuse.

by DECKSPINNER April 11, 2011

Limerick Man

Rugby player, A Terry Wogan type, One of the Cranberries, Someone from Angela's Ashes, The Rubbernbandits, Richard Harris, Willie O Dea type, or that annoying bloke who created Riverdance!

Willie O Dea, what a Limerick man, LEGEND!

by Ronan O' Dea January 15, 2011

Limerick

Irelands third City, capital of the mid-west region. Famous for its sporting traditions and night life. The city has a population of 100,000 and although known for crime has actually one of the lowest crime rates in the country. The city is a major tourist attraction from Kings Island right through to the Georgian District.

Limerick: Irelands richest city (based on average income per population)

by city_slicker June 11, 2006