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Law of the Lifeboat

Who gets to eat who, when.
HQ demands a 10% staffing cut. It's you or me. I'm sorry, its the Law of the Lifeboat.
by Jim Oakley April 7, 2011
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torpedoed the lifeboat

When someone deliberately burns a source of help (an employee, friend, etc.) out of spite or stupidity. Similar to burning a bridge, this happens when someone is so short-sighted, they don't realize the effect their negative actions will have on their lives and the lives of others.
I wonder what Jeanne is going to do for computer help now that she fired Alex for no reason whatsoever. Man, she really torpedoed the lifeboat.
by zerodark November 17, 2010
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trip and fell into a lifeboat

To trip and fall into a lifeboat is to commit a gross dereliction of duty, to behave cowardly after one had accepted a position of leadership.
"I did not abandon my ship and crew, I trip and fell into a lifeboat!"
by Mouth of Babe February 4, 2012
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Palestinian Lifeboat

When you are fucking a girl in doggy and are about to nut, so you pretend your dick slips out of her just so that you can get an extra 30 seconds, to a minute of breeding time✊🏽
I hit this girl with the Palestinian Lifeboat last night; she worshipped it.
by aricodes124 August 3, 2021
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Mandy Lifeboats

A woman who is the first person called for when a large ship appears to be sinking
Mandy Lifeboats! Mandy Lifeboats! We're sinking!
by Offramp_t November 25, 2009
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Life Boat

A male or female you keep around in the case that you become desperate causing you to lower your standards and will go for anyone. You lead them on but never get anywhere with them unless they are needed. Also known as Playing
I haven't been with anyone in a while and I'm becoming desperate (ship sinking) but I have a back up plan to save me,(the person), I'll just go to my Life Boat.
by Santillean November 27, 2012
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last man on the life boat

One of the more difficult "trick" shitting to pull off. requires a bit of planning..layer a few pieces of TP and see how many mini deuces you can land in her before it sinks to the bottom of the komode.

bonus points if you can keep it boyant with 5+ nuggets on board. "women and children first!"
"we need more 2 ply i can't keep the last man on the life boat. this charmin is bullshit!"
by thenoblesock January 28, 2008
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