lingsplain

Condescending explanations of phenomena given by linguists or college graduates with half-baked understanding of linguistics. Lingsplainations usually affect a high degree of irritation in their recipients and result in re-purposing of books by Derrida, Foucault, etc. as toilet paper.

I was confused by the situation until at last it was lingsplained to me. Now I feel relieved ... and want to ram my head into a tree.

by spazbell February 5, 2019

LilSplinky

The Kid who is Addicted to Fortnite and Pornhub.com and likes to be called LilStinky.

I Once had Sex with LilSplinky in my Room

by 3:00AMCHALLENGE February 10, 2019

Libsplaining

Rabiately interrupting any and all effort towards reasonable discourse, with total disregard of any deeper understanding.

Libsplaining; Rabiately interrupting any and all effort towards reasonable discourse, with total disregard of any deeper understanding.

"Wooh Charlie Kirk died!"
"That's awful."
"Nah you're wrong because... myopic reasoning!"

by Haagsebaas September 20, 2025

Liesplaining

Lying to explain something away. When people deliberately falsify or manipulate information. In essence lying to justify their position.

Other words: liesplain, lieexplain

“ Tag is liesplaining an excuse to why his drug test came up positive”

by Akintee1 June 22, 2025

Gibsplain

when someone's "explanation" of something is so convoluted that it confuses and confounds folks who know the subject.

Let me gibsplain you something: i...i...i ... uhhh ...i ... i ...i .... 6 bits... uhh ... i mean 4: anyway perfect scenario firefox 0.0.0.1.2.53.23.2 patch 2.

by hax234234234234234 January 7, 2010

Lezsplain

The way to talk to Ryan Chambers

I lezsplainded it above...

by Biscuit! September 19, 2017

laysplain

When a person without technical or direct knowledge of a subject (a layperson) attempts to explain nuances of that subject to an expert. Simple examples would be an antivaxxer trying to tell a research biochemist how vaccines work, or a flat earther telling an aeronautics engineer how physics proves NASA faked the moon landing.

You tried to laysplain Star Wars to Natalie Portman, she was literally in those films.

by Alanbly October 17, 2019