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Driver’s license

Hey have you listen to the song Driver’s license?
Yeah it’s all over my fyp
by Halouinm January 10, 2021
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drivers license

this is a song used to dig big holes in the ground (using a shovel or your tears) when you're sad or in the mood to do some bad, sad things. it's a really good metaphor for being sad, heartbroken, lonely or having a self-diagnosed depression. it's also a really uni-song. it fits every mood a human can have, the vibes are just different depending on your current feelings.
david: hey how are you?
julie: drivers license.
david: let me give you a hug then
by owoitsquack February 25, 2021
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linenazi

someone who is extremely bitchy about there line.
Geez, that teacher is a total linenazi.
by hansonnet April 25, 2010
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Liven't

Liven't - Not to be alive but not to be dead it's in between dead and alive.
Person 1: I don't wanna die but I don't wanna be alive

Person 2: so you wanna liven't

Person 1: yes, because I don't wanna be dead but I don't wanna be alive, ya know?
by N. O. February 11, 2021
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unholy license

A term defining an existing object or concept that violates natural laws and proves its own existence as nullity
Bro, 2017s Justice League is an unholy license.
by Rice rice March 31, 2021
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Limenade

Friend: Hey, have you seen Limenade’s new vid?
Me: yeah, it was funny af
by Fffseuegvfewuvgdure February 19, 2021
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Arse-hole Licence

If you are a known trouble maker and are regularly mean to people, you can obtain one of these so people can keep track of your unpleasant antics.
This was conceived when it became apparent that Ben Waller was too unpleasant to people, and it was deemed necessary to keep a tab on his bad behaviour by giving him 'Arse-hole points' every time he committed to being mean.
It is possible to remove points from your licence if you do kind and selfless acts, however, just like obesity, it's easier to gain that it is to lose.
Also similar to this is the 'Bitch licence', which works on the same principle but is given to females that deserve it.
Katie: Ben, you've been really mean today, I think you've been quite nasty to me!

Ben: Your face is nasty!

David: Ben, that's another point on your Arse-hole licence. That's four points you've got in the last 20 minutes bringing you to a grand total of nine.

Ben: Awww what?!
by ActiasLuna February 25, 2009
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