hezbollah

a group of angry men who sneaked in 12,000 missiles into lebanon under their funny hats and are now lobbing them into northern israel.

thanks to hezbollah, world war 3 is underway.

by dirty rotten scoundrel July 18, 2006

The Hezbollah

When a male is in the process of making out with a female, after one or two kisses the said male promptly pulls his face away, whips out his dick, and begs the female for fellatio in a half desperate, half forceful/demanding matter thus terrorizing her whether she ends up blowing him or not. A Lebanese kid with no game was the first to attempt it (hence the name hezbollah)

Isaac the Lebonese kid: lets make out
michelle: ok
*one kiss*
*Isaac whips out his dick*
michelle: what the fuck are you doing????
Isaac: please suck it.....PLEASEEEEE. C'mon its already out. dont make me put it away. trust me you don't want me to put it away........... JUST FUCKING SUCK IT YOU WHORE!!!!
michelle: stop trying to pull The Hezbollah on me. your terrorizing me with that dinky wink

by slamminsammy June 24, 2010

lezbolian

one lesbian in a lesbian cult

Damn thats one fine ass lezbolian I wish she were straight!

by waylenny June 9, 2004

lesbullah

The aggressive, militant branch of the Lesbian movement which targets 'vulnerable' hetero females for conversion and membership; so as to increase their numbers, and gain leverage in their war against males. They are typically more alpha male in their aggression than frat boys. Their goal is to 'liberate' women from the opposite sex, and control sexuality and reproduction. They are evil. This is not Girls Gone Wild.

Single mom 'Tracy' got a sitter for her kid, went to a bar, and the lesbullah would not leave her alone all night; viewing her as 'vulnerable', and as a potential recruit.

by the starving artist August 5, 2008

Hezbollah

Hezbollah - or the Party of God - is a powerful political and military organization in Lebanon made up mainly of Shia Muslims. It emerged with financial backing from Iran in the early 1980s and began a struggle to drive Israeli troops from Lebanon. Hostility to Israel has remained the party's defining platform since May 2000, when the last Israeli troops left Lebanon due in large part to the success of Hezbollah's military arm, the Islamic Resistance. Hezbollah's popularity peaked in the 2000s, but took a massive dent among pro-Western Lebanese people when it was at the center of a huge, destructive war with Israel following the capture of two Israeli soldiers in 2006. Hezbollah is the strongest member of Lebanon's pro-Syrian opposition bloc which has been pitted against the pro-Western government led by Saad Hariri. It has several seats in parliament and has ministers in a national unity government formed in late 2009. It also blocked the election of a new president by repeatedly boycotting sessions of parliament. The stalemate ended on 21 May 2008, when the group reached a deal with the government under which its power of veto was recognized.

Washington has long branded Hezbollah a terrorist organization and has accused it of destabilizing Lebanon in the wake of Syria's withdrawal of its troops from the country following the assassination of former Lebanese Prime Minister Rafik Hariri. The movement long operated with neighboring Syria's blessing, protecting its interests in Lebanon and serving as a card for Damascus to play in its own confrontation with Israel over the occupation of the Golan Heights. Hezbollah leaders have continued to profess its support for Syria, while stressing Lebanese unity by arguing against "Western interference" in the country. As well as a political clout, Hezbollah has wide popular appeal by providing social services and health care. It also has an influential TV station, al-Manar. Hezbollah's biggest test came in mid-2006, when its fighters captured two Israeli soldiers in a cross-border attack, killing a number of others. The incident triggered a fierce month-long war with Israel, which ended in a ceasefire. Having survived a massive military onslaught, Hezbollah declared victory, enhancing its reputation among many in the Arab world.

by Dancing with Fire February 20, 2011

Hezbollah

An organization of militant Shi'ite Muslims based in Lebanon.

Hezbollah is Arabic for "Party of Allah" or "Party of God."

by Dancing with Fire April 9, 2013

hezbollah

he's a baller

oh sweet profile pic, hezbollah

by j&dfreshh June 10, 2011