Lefticles

When a person is incapable of, or doesn't have the balls, to take responsibility for their own actions and decisions. Instead blaming all of their social short-comings and lifestyle ineptitude on the "system" or Government.

Person 1: "So Josh says the police are incompetant and should be de-funded. He said it's the first step in fixing our Govermental woes."
Person 2: "Josh is a trust fund half-wit and has lefticles the size of currents."

by Psychwinder January 15, 2022

Fessticles

n. (fes∙ti∙cals) A compound word derived from the French slang "fess" (Eng. "buttocks") and the English word "testicles". Together as a compound word they're meant to reference a woman's labia.

Don't for get to wash your fessticles Jessica!

by NFStCyr May 1, 2010

lesticle

Someone awesome named Lesley

I love that girl Lesticle!

by dr. lolo January 16, 2009

Lolsticles

The body part responsible for the production of a LOL. Lolsticles are also not exclusive to men only.

Bill: "Fuck Man! Did you hear that chick's LOL!"
George: "Shit, her Lolsticles must be fuckin' HUGE!"

by D..A..N.... November 1, 2009

Lusticles

Blue balls, testicles which have been starved of lust and or release. And therefore become engorged lusticles. Masterbating cannot relieve this tension.

I havnt been near a woman for a week, and my lusticles are aching!

by Captain Standley June 1, 2007

jessticles

Jessticles is a little cry-bitch who puts a dick and balls in his (or her) mouth. they also have a hot mom.

Dude 1: Did u see Jessticles with the janitor in the bathroom.

Dude 2: Are u sure it wasn't his dad?

by suckmedry March 4, 2008

Blessticles

The Pope's balls.

Pope Francis has some HUGE blessticles!!!

by Bizzario Jansch June 24, 2016